An Everton perspective on saturdays game

gordondaviesmoustache said:
Caveman said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
Bristol Rovers?
I actually prefer the Gas 'eads to BC.

United
Arsenal
Leeds
Everton
Millwall
Liverpool

Oh, make it seven, because I hate Stockport County n'all!

Edit - 8! Soccer Club United of Manchester too. But just 8, no more!
No self-respecting blue would ever exclude Luton Town from such a list ;-)

Hate only 1 and despise quite a few for different reasons.

In order
Everton for having a massive chip on there shoulder for being left out when the money men want to invest, Howard Kendal, silly fucking accent, down right horrible track suit wearing cnuts.

Middlesborough

Leeds

Stoke

Luton

Spurs

Arsenal
 
Kenney_The_Blue said:
comparing the teams who will play on saturday:


Joe Hart < Tim Howard
Zabaleta < Seamus Coleman
Vincent Kompany > Phil Jagielka
Matija Nastasic < Sylvain Distin
Kolarov < Leighton Baines
Jesus Navas < Kevin Mirallas
Yaya Touré > Leon Osman
Fernandinho > Darren Gibson
Silva > Stephen Naismith
Aguero < Ross Barkley
Negredo < Romelo Lukaku


they will have 4 of the best players, we will have 7 of the best players. We win


FYI
Bernard Manning > Jimmy fucking Tarbuck

Everton turds dont even count as propper scousers in my book.

Banging on about how funny scousers are, all Neverton fans i know crawl out of Birkenhead and the Wirral.
 
Ducado said:
FantasyIreland said:
Looking forward to an Everton perspective of today,how we compared to previous opponents etc?

They are still bitter

to be fair we do bitter very well. fair result today, we never played at all in second half but credit to city you never really allowed us to.
 
waterloo blue said:
Having been there in the 80's,and been legged off by scruffy foetal alcohol syndrome survivors,across Stanley Park.
Their legendary "sense of humour",amounts to de germans bombed our chippy,or fucking Bread.
Anyone whose made something of themselves in Liverpool fucks off sharpish,never to return and as soon as they do they become a professional scouser(Cilla,Tarby,The Beatles ),or they stay on Miseryside and become a charicature of themselves Ricky Tomlinson,Ken Dodd,Pete Wylie.
The place should be turned into a theme park,with nightly candlelight vigils,a ceremonial signing on ceremony and a hologram of the Beatles boarding the train at Lime St.,never to set foot in the midden again.
The boil on the arse of the British Isles.
I tip my hat to you sir because you nailed them cunts to a tea, its a City of self pitying twats with delusion of grandeur from long ago ,it fills me with pride that Manchester help drive one of the deapest nails into their coffin.
 
ballinio said:
waterloo blue said:
Having been there in the 80's,and been legged off by scruffy foetal alcohol syndrome survivors,across Stanley Park.
Their legendary "sense of humour",amounts to de germans bombed our chippy,or fucking Bread.
Anyone whose made something of themselves in Liverpool fucks off sharpish,never to return and as soon as they do they become a professional scouser(Cilla,Tarby,The Beatles ),or they stay on Miseryside and become a charicature of themselves Ricky Tomlinson,Ken Dodd,Pete Wylie.
The place should be turned into a theme park,with nightly candlelight vigils,a ceremonial signing on ceremony and a hologram of the Beatles boarding the train at Lime St.,never to set foot in the midden again.
The boil on the arse of the British Isles.

every single cliche in one paragraph - wow you even included pete wylie and ken dodd in the same sentence which is no mean feat ;-)
 
I remember starting a job in Openshaw about ten year ago. The guy who was training me up was from Southampton, loved playing pretend soldiers in the T.A and had a grossly mis-shapen head and there was a scouser there too and he was asking bull head about Mancunians. His take on us was we were weird although he had no examples to quantify this. Scouser seemed happy enough with that, said "ahv God.no probelem with mhaaanncsssss excepd der hacksent has no charicdareeee" this tickled me more than the Hampshire elephant man's comments. What character is there to any Scouse voice? Whingy whining fuckers. They all sound like utter mardarses. Carragher is the worst, I'm going to turn telly off next time he's on, cannot stand that voice.
 
StrangewaysHereWeCome said:
I remember starting a job in Openshaw about ten year ago. The guy who was training me up was from Southampton, loved playing pretend soldiers in the T.A and had a grossly mis-shapen head and there was a scouser there too and he was asking bull head about Mancunians. His take on us was we were weird although he had no examples to quantify this. Scouser seemed happy enough with that, said "ahv God.no probelem with mhaaanncsssss excepd der hacksent has no charicdareeee" this tickled me more than the Hampshire elephant man's comments. What character is there to any Scouse voice? Whingy whining fuckers. They all sound like utter mardarses. Carragher is the worst, I'm going to turn telly off next time he's on, cannot stand that voice.

The thing is they don't talk they spit out there words it's even worse when they get angry.
 
garymj said:
Ducado said:
FantasyIreland said:
I never realised just how much,awful club,up there with the Spuds and Tarquins.

In a way they are bit like our Evil twin
No, they have won the league more than us you know, that makes them a" BIGGER" and better and classier , proper famous old club....dare larr.

For a club that lives and dies by its fantastic "istreee", and whose supporters regularly slate City for supposedly having none, I was amused to see that Everton's post war trophy haul, dwarfs ours by a massive, erm, 9 to 8. Just sayin' like! Anyway, clearly light years ahead of us!
 
One of my bessy mates is a scouser. Used to booze with him on Scotty Road in the 80's. Great pub called the Cunard. Only place where I seen pensioners skinning up. Good lads when you getto know them but you wouldnt want to be sat opposite one in a nice restaurant. Uncouth fuckers.
 
shackattack said:
ballinio said:
waterloo blue said:
Having been there in the 80's,and been legged off by scruffy foetal alcohol syndrome survivors,across Stanley Park.
Their legendary "sense of humour",amounts to de germans bombed our chippy,or fucking Bread.
Anyone whose made something of themselves in Liverpool fucks off sharpish,never to return and as soon as they do they become a professional scouser(Cilla,Tarby,The Beatles ),or they stay on Miseryside and become a charicature of themselves Ricky Tomlinson,Ken Dodd,Pete Wylie.
The place should be turned into a theme park,with nightly candlelight vigils,a ceremonial signing on ceremony and a hologram of the Beatles boarding the train at Lime St.,never to set foot in the midden again.
The boil on the arse of the British Isles.

every single cliche in one paragraph - wow you even included pete wylie and ken dodd in the same sentence which is no mean feat ;-)
Here's Everton's decent fan!

Alright Shack?!
 
shackattack said:
Ducado said:
FantasyIreland said:
Looking forward to an Everton perspective of today,how we compared to previous opponents etc?

They are still bitter

to be fair we do bitter very well. fair result today, we never played at all in second half but credit to city you never really allowed us to.

I'm glad you've posted that, my mate who is an Everton fan said he thought you were robbed and the ref gave us the game. I thought it was much how you've described it, fairly even game until you scored, then it was all City.
 
Everton fans are starting to realize that the FFP rules are anything but.
 
And another thing - can someone please get that scouse fool Jamie Carragher off the telly - he even waves his arms around like a joke scouser whilst hawking up yet another volley of incomprehensible,gutteral scouse,inane, clap-trap drivel - he makes me like Neville even more (and thats saying something).
 
Where I was sat yesterday I saw a right said Fred looker like Everton fan . He was waving his arms about like an idiot . I had to laugh when they let off a blue flair when they scored . At least we had the last laugh yesterday when we beat the toffee men .
 
Kenney_The_Blue said:
comparing the teams who will play on saturday:


Joe Hart < Tim Howard
Zabaleta < Seamus Coleman
Vincent Kompany > Phil Jagielka
Matija Nastasic < Sylvain Distin
Kolarov < Leighton Baines
Jesus Navas < Kevin Mirallas
Yaya Touré > Leon Osman
Fernandinho > Darren Gibson
Silva > Stephen Naismith
Aguero < Ross Barkley
Negredo < Romelo Lukaku


they will have 4 of the best players, we will have 7 of the best players. We win


hopefully this was a joke
If not, that poster needs some serious head wobbling!

For the record:
Joe Hart > Tim Howard
Zabaleta > Seamus Coleman
Vincent Kompany > Phil Jagielka
Matija Nastasic > Sylvain Distin
Kolarov < Leighton Baines
Jesus Navas > Kevin Mirallas
Yaya Touré > Leon Osman
Fernandinho > Darren Gibson
Silva > Stephen Naismith
Aguero > Ross Barkley
Negredo > Romelo Lukaku
 
stony said:
Everton fans are starting to realize that the FFP rules are anything but.
Everton were one of the 5 clubs who threatened to set up a breakaway league if the Football League didn't agree to change the rules so that the home team got to keep all the gate receipts instead of having to share with the visiting club. That wasn't fair either.
 
Can someone explain the 'scarsurs' thing to me? I mean, scar? As in scar tissue?
 

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