nijinsky's fetlocks
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Re: Any Gardener's?
Look, I've not shaken off this hangover yet, and damp grass plays havoc with my sciatica, so we'll have to put the dogging off until we get some decent weather.
Last time we attempted al fresco sex you ended up with a Brazilian off a passing combine harvester.
Back on topic, B&Q is a good shout, as is Offerton Sand & Gravel if you are anywhere near Hazel Grove.
BlueBearBoots said:stony said:BlueBearBoots said:ooops watch out for the grammar police.
As to your question nope sorry - would not lay any feckin grass spent all days yesterday cutting mine :(
I bet you've flattened some grass in your time though.
nothing better than a good romp in the outdoors ;)
Look, I've not shaken off this hangover yet, and damp grass plays havoc with my sciatica, so we'll have to put the dogging off until we get some decent weather.
Last time we attempted al fresco sex you ended up with a Brazilian off a passing combine harvester.
Back on topic, B&Q is a good shout, as is Offerton Sand & Gravel if you are anywhere near Hazel Grove.