Any scam calls

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

Sorry. I can’t talk right now. I’m balls deep in your mum and goat,

I actually told one guy to call me back as I was busy shagging his sister. He asked me how long and I said he should ask his sister.

 

[Pubteam Lomas]

I got the 'govt solar panel grant' call a few weeks ago.
I'd had it aa few times and told em not interested but they kept calling back.

The last one was from a mobile so I said I lived on a canal boat and could they fit them?
He rang off; not to be heard from again!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kirkstall Blue]

Last one I had was ‘about my accident’ from within the last 2 years. I said I died in the accident and he was speaking to my ghost, then hung up

This site is an education :):)

 

[Barcon]

I actually told one guy to call me back as I was busy shagging his sister. He asked me how long and I said he should ask his sister.

Somebody called me once and asked for Sharon. I said, "She can't talk right now, she has my cock in her mouth"
The woman on the other end said, "Tell her to hurry up".

 

[oakiecokie]

Just had the same text, just one slight problem though, I don't fuckin own or drive a car, so I think it might be a scam ;)

To be fair they clocked you doing 50 in a 30 limit ... on yer horse and cart.

 

[NPBlue]

I got one a while ago now, amongst others over the years, saying there was a problem with my Amazon account that required urgent action.

I've never bought anything off Amazon, so I strung the little shit along for a while until he realised I was wasting his time and hung up on me.

It kind of gives the game away at the start when they say their name is Andrew or Peter with a strong Indian accent.