No.... You can post a little kettle jizzing porn though you if you like, you wrong un; )Like moths to a flame - always the same few names crop up in these sort of threads. Fucking pervs.
Has anyone posted pics yet?
Funny isn't it - all these years pissing in kettles and wiping my arse on curtains and it's never once occurred to me to jizz in a kettle.No.... You can post a little kettle jizzing porn though you if you like, you wrong un; )
No, on second thoughts, no pics required!
Don't stay in room 213 at the malmaisonFunny isn't it - all these years pissing in kettles and wiping my arse on curtains and it's never once occurred to me to jizz in a kettle.
Already have - enjoy your cuppa ;-)Don't stay in room 213 at the malmaison
So when I go to a hotel and the element is furred up with limescale, I will be thinking it's Helmet's knob cheese. Thanks : /Funny isn't it - all these years pissing in kettles and wiping my arse on curtains and it's never once occurred to me to jizz in a kettle.
Just for clarity and to protect the 'guy you know' from further reputational damage, ' barely legal' is legal - just.No, but I know a guy who is now divorced because his Mrs came in to find him in front of the TV, cock in hand, headphones on watching barely legal teen lesbians.
It would have been fine but for the fact she had her friend and her friends 16 year old daughter with her; both no doubt now scarred for life.
I think it was the fact the girls in movie were only slightly older than the 16 year old. Him and his Mrs were in their mid 40's.Just for clarity and to protect the 'guy you know' from further reputational damage, ' barely legal' is legal - just.