A very similar version of my mate’s mate, Mrs out for the night, rock music on the headphones, porn on TV, Mrs comes back early with friends, hashtag embarrassing.
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Anybody been caught watching porn ?
- Thread starter Thorin Oakenshield
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lad at work told us a story about the old fella next door asking him to help him as he'd been trying to move his tv and knocked it and the cabinet over. When he went in the living room all his videos had spilled out onto the carpet including the intriguing 'Cluster-fuck'
Another one. When I was a kid my mate found a discarded video at the back of his house. When his mam and dad were out we went in his house and put it in the video. Sure enough it was porn. But about 3 minutes in it started to chew up the tape and got completely stuck in the player. I left him to it
Another one. When I was a kid my mate found a discarded video at the back of his house. When his mam and dad were out we went in his house and put it in the video. Sure enough it was porn. But about 3 minutes in it started to chew up the tape and got completely stuck in the player. I left him to it
On Piccadilly Radio they used to have an embarrassing story phone in. This lad rang in a bout his girlfriends 18th birthday. His partner’s parents were going out for the night and he and his partner were staying in for her birthday and a “special” evening. Her Mum had said they had left them a pie and a cake in the kitchen for a birthday treat. After a while they had done the business and both of them were still naked. The girlfriend jumped on her fella piggy back style legs akimbo and went into the kitchen for the grub, as soon as they walked in the lights went on and all her family started to sing “happy birthday” until they realised they were both stark bollock naked and he still had “dew on-his lily” mortified.
goalmole
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Yes, very romantic.An excellent story line for a Mills & Boon novel.
Didsbury Dave
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My mate, aged about 40, came downstairs and his dad, 70, had porn on and was having a wank. Apparently he just mumbled “I’m watching t’shagging”.
Same bloke got caught arse-up having a wank by his wife, who just said “I’m not your mum you know!” then marched out the room and never mentioned it again.
Same bloke got caught arse-up having a wank by his wife, who just said “I’m not your mum you know!” then marched out the room and never mentioned it again.
BlueMoonRisin’
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I think I've told this tale on here a while back but it was pretty embarrassing for me and moreso my workmate.
I was working on the big telecoms tower overlooking Oban several years ago and turned up to site in my van. My mate phoned to say he was on route but would be an hour or so late due to traffic. I was listening to the radio and reading a newspaper pretty bored and remembered I had some porn DVDs I hadn't yet seen in my clothes bag. (You know the ones you'd buy in the boozer; )
Anyway, I decided to check out the quality and popped one into my laptop and went in the back of my van for a bit of privacy. I soon got aroused as they were pure filth, not the shit ones that show a bit of muff every now n' then.
I'm knocking one out with tissue in hand ready to fill it and all of a sudden, just as I was shooting my load the fuckin' slide door opened. My Scottish mate looked aghast as he saw me spaff my load onto laptop screen. - "what tha fook ya doon?"....
"Erm,,,,,, erm,,, I'm having a wank mate" ..... : /
He slid door shut looking shocked uttering "see you on site".
I felt a right twat but it was nothing he probably hadn't done before, wanking I mean, not being caught out like I was.
10 minutes or so later I gingerly offered him a brew and we both didn't say anything more about it.
I was working on the big telecoms tower overlooking Oban several years ago and turned up to site in my van. My mate phoned to say he was on route but would be an hour or so late due to traffic. I was listening to the radio and reading a newspaper pretty bored and remembered I had some porn DVDs I hadn't yet seen in my clothes bag. (You know the ones you'd buy in the boozer; )
Anyway, I decided to check out the quality and popped one into my laptop and went in the back of my van for a bit of privacy. I soon got aroused as they were pure filth, not the shit ones that show a bit of muff every now n' then.
I'm knocking one out with tissue in hand ready to fill it and all of a sudden, just as I was shooting my load the fuckin' slide door opened. My Scottish mate looked aghast as he saw me spaff my load onto laptop screen. - "what tha fook ya doon?"....
"Erm,,,,,, erm,,, I'm having a wank mate" ..... : /
He slid door shut looking shocked uttering "see you on site".
I felt a right twat but it was nothing he probably hadn't done before, wanking I mean, not being caught out like I was.
10 minutes or so later I gingerly offered him a brew and we both didn't say anything more about it.
chesterbells
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lad at work told us a story about the old fella next door asking him to help him as he'd been trying to move his tv and knocked it and the cabinet over. When he went in the living room all his videos had spilled out onto the carpet including the intriguing 'Cluster-fuck'
Another one. When I was a kid my mate found a discarded video at the back of his house. When his mam and dad were out we went in his house and put it in the video. Sure enough it was porn. But about 3 minutes in it started to chew up the tape and got completely stuck in the player. I left him to it
Mighty generous of you.
Magicpole
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I took a short cut through a deserted car park once and stumbled across a woman sucking a man off behind the bins.
Sorry about that, didn’t hear you coming. You might have heard me though. Once again, apologies.
Magicpole
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I think I've told this tale on here a while back but it was pretty embarrassing for me and moreso my workmate.
I was working on the big telecoms tower overlooking Oban several years ago and turned up to site in my van. My mate phoned to say he was on route but would be an hour or so late due to traffic. I was listening to the radio and reading a newspaper pretty bored and remembered I had some porn DVDs I hadn't yet seen in my clothes bag. (You know the ones you'd buy in the boozer; )
Anyway, I decided to check out the quality and popped one into my laptop and went in the back of my van for a bit of privacy. I soon got aroused as they were pure filth, not the shit ones that show a bit of muff every now n' then.
I'm knocking one out with tissue in hand ready to fill it and all of a sudden, just as I was shooting my load the fuckin' slide door opened. My Scottish mate looked aghast as he saw me spaff my load onto laptop screen. - "what tha fook ya doon?"....
"Erm,,,,,, erm,,, I'm having a wank mate" ..... : /
He slid door shut looking shocked uttering "see you on site".
I felt a right twat but it was nothing he probably hadn't done before, wanking I mean, not being caught out like I was.
10 minutes or so later I gingerly offered him a brew and we both didn't say anything more about it.
If I was that **** I would have been watching which hand you used to agitate the teabag in case it was the same one you agitated your cock into spewing.
Or, the glasgow rebuff of, naw yer alright.
Magicpole
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My mates a Rangers fan and he was watching a video of past glories. They’re all in the past, but, his wife came home unexpectedly and he had to move sharpish to change it to a porm film to save embarrassment.