Anyone got any unusual/weird/pointless skills?

[dronefromsector7G]

Despite having a bald head, glasses and being average height I have the brilliant ability to charm the knickers off any woman within 15 paces.

You didn’t pull Barcon

 

[sir baconface]

I can balance a 50-piece porcelain China dinner service on my erect penis. Then flip it so that everything lands in its correct place on the table.

I can also tell porkies in a way that fools absolutely everybody.

 

[metalblue]

I recently completed a jigsaw that had 2-4 years on the box in 3 months. I should be in Mensa.

I can spend money quicker than I earn it.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Despite having a bald head, glasses and being average height I have the brilliant ability to charm the knickers off any woman within 15 paces.

I can hear Kaz squelching from here.

 

[Marklr]

(: ʍou ʇᴉ ƃuᴉop ɯ,I ˙sɯǝlqoɹd ou ɥʇᴉʍ uʍop 'ǝpᴉsdn pooʇs 'ǝdʎʇ uɐɔ I

 

[dronefromsector7G]

(: ʍou ʇᴉ ƃuᴉop ɯ,I ˙sɯǝlqoɹd ou ɥʇᴉʍ uʍop 'ǝpᴉsdn pooʇs 'ǝdʎʇ uɐɔ I

tnuc

 

[Barcon]

You didn’t pull Barcon

I had my glasses on.

 

[blue wang]

i can ejaculate and urinate at the same time.


try it...
make sure your bladder is seriously full to bursting.
knock one out and just as you come start pissing.

That's not supposed to happen, your offspring will be a pisshead.

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

That's not supposed to happen, your offspring will be a pisshead.

taking after his father.

 

[Fourinarow]

I can slice grapes in half with my teeth to make it look like it's been sliced with a knife.