Hey Roberto , ya cannae come ta our place an score six gools again , i nearly loost ma fuckin job after that !
I had ta turn to mae whiskee ta cope , en am i'm still feelin' a bit queasy!
An donch you lot dare win that title again this season , or i'll definetely be up the fuckin' rood !
Oh dont a worry Alex , ees only a game , let's a notta argue an fight again , i gotta cold .... you wanna try working weev dat Mario Balotelli , he wont a listeen to a word i say ....... every week i a gonna get da sack , but i still 'ere .... i gotta good team , but sometimes i gotta not so good a team , sometimes we are a good , i don't a know ........
anyway if wee both loos our job , maybee we could a go into da businees togther , "do ya know anyeefin about a da fishing"?