BuryBlue1977
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Igneous and metamorphic I like. Sedimentary can get fucked. Not sure if that makes me a rock snob or not.
Why stop at rock? Let's extend the snobbery to other forms of music please and stop with this rockist nonsense.
“Poodle rock” lol. Wounded by Guns ‘n’ Roses, except they were drunken buffoons, then killed by Nirvana using weapons built by The Pixies.
To me, rock snobbery begins with a distaste for prog rock along with unrestrained displays of musical show-off-ery, pompous lyrics not out of place in a Dungeons and Dragons game (with apologies to certain Zeppelin songs) and rampant misogyny. A lot of Poodle Rock meets this last criteria; a lot of King Crimson, Rush, ELP and Yes meets the first and/or second criteria.
Rock snobbery also requires an affinity for at least a few of the following bands: Velvet Underground, MC5, New York Dolls, The Ramones, early Talking Heads and Television. It’s fine to like if not outright love the Sex Pistols, Wire and The Clash as long, says the snob, as you admit they all owe a debt to The Ramones.
Also, you are required to think The Beach Boys “Pet Sounds” revolutionized music as much as if not more than Sgt Pepper.
I like either some or all of the music by all of these bands. However, I am probably a snob simply because I think I know what snobs would like and not like.
I am probably not a modern day snob in that I detest Radiohead so much that I would chase the band members off my property with a shotgun if they showed up (and I owned one). I do like Sonic Youth however.
I have loads of poodle rock in my collection and couldn't care less what anyone thinks about that. I've got one Smiths album - a best of, although I think that a misnomer but it does have one great track on it.
And while I don’t have a lot of full records, I have bits and pieces and enjoyed much of it at the time — The Scorpions, Night Ranger, Triumph, Def Leppard, Twisted Sister, etc. I do like the Smiths very much too but never quite the way so many Mancunians do. I always thought Morrissey’s lyrics were terrific and funny, and they wrote plenty of good tunes. “Stop” was always my fave.
Most of us wished he hadAnd while I don’t have a lot of full records, I have bits and pieces and enjoyed much of it at the time — The Scorpions, Night Ranger, Triumph, Def Leppard, Twisted Sister, etc. I do like the Smiths very much too but never quite the way so many Mancunians do. I always thought Morrissey’s lyrics were terrific and funny, and they wrote plenty of good tunes. “Stop” was always my fave.
Problem with the Smiths is that I don't like Morrissey's voice very much.
And I get this. But I love Rush, and Geddy Lee can’t sing, and I love Superchunk, and Mac can’t sing, and Johnny Lydon snarls rather than sings with the Pistols and PiL, and I love Sleater-Kinney, and their voices have been compared to a flock of blackbirds being garroted by Mafia underbosses. So voice has never been a dealbreaker if the tune is right enough, or the lyrics mean something.