leenik
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Re: Wenger given two match Euro ban.
touchline ban means fuck all! might as well not bother
touchline ban means fuck all! might as well not bother
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Arsenal thread 2011/12
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Re: Wenger given two match Euro ban.
he wasn't allowed to speak to his players at half time either. that would majorly affect any team.
leenik said:touchline ban means fuck all! might as well not bother
he wasn't allowed to speak to his players at half time either. that would majorly affect any team.
pfazz
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Arsenal ‘crisis’ deepens
Arsenal ‘crisis’ deepens after Gunnersaurus mascot spotted in Barcelona Tapas bar
Gunnersaurus spotted in Barcelona
Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger, is said to be ‘livid’ after the club’s want-away mascot Gunnersaurus Rex was spotted munching Tapas with senior Barcelona executives earlier this week.
In addition to Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri, Wenger could lose his talismanic mascot – real name Dave Hill – who, in recent years, has provided the backbone of the squad in terms of pretend dinosaur-based entertainment.
According to sources, Hill ordered a starter of stuffed olives, followed by meat balls and washed the whole lot down with a generous helping of Sol lager, all while dressed as a dinosaur.
‘Gunny’, as he is known to fans, has become increasingly disillusioned with life at the Emirates after his demands for a leisurely afternoon siesta were turned down.
The move is back on the table after previous talks with the Catalan outfit broke down when it emerged that negotiators couldn’t understand the dinosaur’s muffled demands, despite one of them placing his head directly in its cavernous mouth.
Arsenal exodus
Earlier this morning Wenger played down rumours of a move, describing Gunnersaurus as “very ‘appy” or, at least as “‘appy as anyone who has been the subject of malicious gossip instigated by members of the youth squad can be”.
Yesterday Wenger played his ace card announcing that Tapas chain La Tasca would be opening up a branch at the Emirates and pre-match entertainment would henceforth feature ritualised scenes of donkey murder.
However last night Manuel Fargo, a spokesman for Barcelona, confirmed there had been contact.
“He will have a medical, which involves him running up and down the touchline in forty degree heat taking no end of shit from the under-fives in the crowd.”
“If he comes through that then it’s game on.”
Despite this latest setback, Wenger last night reiterated his faith in his Arsenal philosophy.
“My plan is to continue to develop Arsenal and make them one of the main forces in the world, with or without the services of a manchego-loving sex offender in a dinosaur costume.”
Newsarse.
Arsenal ‘crisis’ deepens after Gunnersaurus mascot spotted in Barcelona Tapas bar
Gunnersaurus spotted in Barcelona
Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger, is said to be ‘livid’ after the club’s want-away mascot Gunnersaurus Rex was spotted munching Tapas with senior Barcelona executives earlier this week.
In addition to Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri, Wenger could lose his talismanic mascot – real name Dave Hill – who, in recent years, has provided the backbone of the squad in terms of pretend dinosaur-based entertainment.
According to sources, Hill ordered a starter of stuffed olives, followed by meat balls and washed the whole lot down with a generous helping of Sol lager, all while dressed as a dinosaur.
‘Gunny’, as he is known to fans, has become increasingly disillusioned with life at the Emirates after his demands for a leisurely afternoon siesta were turned down.
The move is back on the table after previous talks with the Catalan outfit broke down when it emerged that negotiators couldn’t understand the dinosaur’s muffled demands, despite one of them placing his head directly in its cavernous mouth.
Arsenal exodus
Earlier this morning Wenger played down rumours of a move, describing Gunnersaurus as “very ‘appy” or, at least as “‘appy as anyone who has been the subject of malicious gossip instigated by members of the youth squad can be”.
Yesterday Wenger played his ace card announcing that Tapas chain La Tasca would be opening up a branch at the Emirates and pre-match entertainment would henceforth feature ritualised scenes of donkey murder.
However last night Manuel Fargo, a spokesman for Barcelona, confirmed there had been contact.
“He will have a medical, which involves him running up and down the touchline in forty degree heat taking no end of shit from the under-fives in the crowd.”
“If he comes through that then it’s game on.”
Despite this latest setback, Wenger last night reiterated his faith in his Arsenal philosophy.
“My plan is to continue to develop Arsenal and make them one of the main forces in the world, with or without the services of a manchego-loving sex offender in a dinosaur costume.”
Newsarse.
Skashion
Well-Known Member
Re: Arsenal ‘crisis’ deepens
I'm having a crisis of the Top Gear variety.
I'm having a crisis of the Top Gear variety.
leenik
Well-Known Member
Re: Arsenal ‘crisis’ deepens
what? some annoying little twat keeps crashing into you every time you stop?Skashion said:I'm having a crisis of the Top Gear variety.
Goonersweb
Is anyone on here registered on there ?
It would be nice if someone could reply to this racist prick and remind him how Arsenal bought and paid for success in the Herbert Chapman era.
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I'm used to us being slagged off by now but this post just goes to far.
Is anyone on here registered on there ?
It would be nice if someone could reply to this racist prick and remind him how Arsenal bought and paid for success in the Herbert Chapman era.
I think City's owners are rightly hated for two reasons, one moral and the other a football reason.
The moral angle is obvious. Oil, Middle East, USA - the dead bodies are piled sky high on the back of that association, once you do your reading beyond the BBC and BP's press office. But not many people look in that direction, especially the FA with the ludicrous "fit and proper" test.
In football terms I suppose the thing that I dislike most about them is their ignorance. Their ignorance of the game, its history and traditions but even more their ignorance of the damage they are doing to it. That's because when you drench a sand rat in cash he'll make a chav look cultured. Oh yes, they have their Oxford education, much like a whore dresses nice so the neighbours won't talk. Is that racist? If so, I don't really care. I know I'm not a racist and that's good enough for me. So even if I call a rat in a suit a rat in a suit and even if people take offence at that, don't bother to talk to me about it because my interest in the issue will have longed waned by the time you get the first word out.
City are the lottery winning gypos who have chosen your street to live in - caravans and all. The socially sterile city banker who has the biggest car in the street but lacks the manners not to park it in your space. We all have to live together in the football world or else the competition ceases to be all that it could be and the entertainment suffers as a result. If things go on then eventually Chelsea, City, Real Madrid and probably some obscure Russian team manned round the clock by scrubbers trying to get the blood off the changing room floors - that will be all there is. And the City fans can sit there and sing, "We are top of the fucked up league", but I think they'll probably look back instead and yearn for a cold English winter, pies on the terraces and a must win clash with the bitter rivals from up the road.
These "gentlemen" from the Middle East can't ever buy the history, that's safely locked away beyond their reach and it's still something we can tell our kids, "I was there before the arabs came, when Thierry Henry and Dennis Berkgamp and Tony Adams and the rest of the Invincibles were showing the world how the game should be played." Try buying that - you can't for any amount of money. You need class to produce that, a thing City will never, ever have.
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I'm used to us being slagged off by now but this post just goes to far.
Re: Goonersweb
They're not even worth our feeder club status anymore as they've got no one worth buying after we nab Nasri and they'll be lucky to qualify for the Europa never mind the CL.
Another bunch of deluded hypocritical cunts, who I wouldn't piss on if they were burning.
Long may there decline continue while paying the highest prices in the game and seeing no return...lmao.
Edit: just clicked link and noticed this was posted by someone with the username of Niall Quinn guess these clueless cunts don't do irony either.
They're not even worth our feeder club status anymore as they've got no one worth buying after we nab Nasri and they'll be lucky to qualify for the Europa never mind the CL.
Another bunch of deluded hypocritical cunts, who I wouldn't piss on if they were burning.
Long may there decline continue while paying the highest prices in the game and seeing no return...lmao.
Edit: just clicked link and noticed this was posted by someone with the username of Niall Quinn guess these clueless cunts don't do irony either.
Lucky Toma
Well-Known Member
Re: Goonersweb
The vile ignorant little ****. He can't even spell Bergkamp correctly...you know, the North London boy who came through Arsenal's ranks alongside Henry.
The vile ignorant little ****. He can't even spell Bergkamp correctly...you know, the North London boy who came through Arsenal's ranks alongside Henry.