I'm in the Cup scheme and can't be arsed tonight, either.
It's going to cost me £50 to leave two seats empty.
The fact we are through, the fact we are on TV, the fact I can see my two little kids before they go to bed, the fact my 30 minute car journey across Manchester is increasingly taking well over an hour and a half, the fact when I use the tram I have to leave ten minutes early just to be in the queue with the other couple of thousand who are already there before me.
And the fact I am still pissed with the general attitude and desire of a team at the weekend.
It works two ways, I don't suppose any of our players have decided to take a hit in the pocket.
I literally couldn't give them away today, having offered them to at least six different people who I thought might appreciate a freebie game in the Champions League.
People choose to have lives and prioritise other things, outside of City, so others need to chill and not worry about whether our players will fail to be inspired by empty seats, which some will be embarrassed more by how it looks on TV.