Avery Bygpleher-Entewurld

[davek1808]

It’s back on, lads — we’re finally going to get him!

No way is he going to wave goodbye to the contract he's got himself in China.

 

[SebastianBlue]

No way is he going to wave goodbye to the contract he's got himself in China.

I think we might be able to lure him away, as long as Pep stays, that is...

 

[pavelsrnicek]

If the rumoured Newcastle takeover goes through then he’ll probably end up there.

 

[malg]

Fucking hell it would be murder in the club shop if we signed him.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Fucking hell it would be murder in the club shop if we signed him.

FFS, not another one of those bloody awful interactive dinner theatre offerings.

The club really do need to rethink the hospitality options but this would be going too far.

Avery would have more important things to do.

 

[Matt the Giant]

Just bring back Kante instead.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Just bring back Kante instead.

Has no where near the stamina and passing range of Avery Bygpleher-Entewurld, not to mention his wage demands (think of Pogba return to the Rags).

 

[SebastianBlue]

Rumour is that he is finally coming to us after rejecting Juventus, Bayern, Real, Barca, and the dippers.

 

[davek1808]

I think we might be able to lure him away, as long as Pep stays, that is...

If we could partner him up with Usyk Tuat we'd be well set.

 

[Delphinho]

Rumour is that he is finally coming to us after rejecting Juventus, Bayern, Real, Barca, and the dippers.

He’s definitely better than Maguire. Will probably be on less wages as well

 

[citytilllidie]

With the shirt sales, we'd get our dough back on the first day

 

[sir baconface]

City’s scouts are shit if they’re not all over this.

 

[Gremlin]

Unfortunately I've heard it's off now - he made the mistake of telling Pep that it was a muffin and that was it. Clearly not a fit for a side made up of guys who think it's a barm.

A real shame as I heard he tracks back and everything...

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Wearing blue boots in this training video - and he just followed currly watts on Insta. Its on.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Wearing blue boots in this training video - and he just followed currly watts on Insta. Its on.

That’s from ages ago.

Now he wears beetroot boots.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Avery will supposedly be announced along with Maguire, Rodri, and Angelino on Monday, with a view of eventually replacing David, Sergio, or Dinho, depending on need.

I am told purple is his favourite colour, so once he saw our new home kit, and learned next year they’ll be mostly purple with accents of sky blue, he signed right away.

 

[Delphinho]

Avery will supposedly be announced along with Maguire, Rodri, and Angelino on Monday, with a view of eventually replacing David, Sergio, or Dinho, depending on need.

I am told purple is his favourite colour, so once he saw our home kits, and learned next year they’ll be mostly purple with accents of sky blue, he signed right away.

Weird, because my source just told me that Avery rather wants to go to Bolton because he doesn’t like the food and weather in Manchester. We couldn’t match his wage demands either

 

[SebastianBlue]

Weird, because my source just told me that Avery rather wants to go to Bolton because he doesn’t like the food and weather in Manchester. We couldn’t match his wage demands either

Is your source Rodney from CFA rubbish disposal?

 

[Blue Til Death]

You would have shoulders like a pissed off David Banner to have his name on the back of your shirt....!

 

[SebastianBlue]

You would have shoulders like a pissed off David Banner to have his name on the back of your shirt....!

Or just real Ronaldo. ;-)