Avery Bygpleher-Entewurld

[dronefromsector7G]

He’s not coming. Raheem shagged his missus.

 

[SebastianBlue]

He’s not coming. Raheem shagged his missus.

That’s a horrid lie put out by the Sun to sully Avery’s wife’s good name!

 

[Patientman63]

He’s not coming. Raheem shagged his missus.

What with this and all his other wimmin, it would go some way to explain why he can't hit a bulls arse with banjo at the moment...

;-)

 

[SebastianBlue]

I am told this move hinges on whether or not his club can find a direct replacement.

They have apparently had trouble identifying a suitable player with a hyphenated name that is available, as both Liverpool and Crystal Palace have rejected bids for RLC and TAA.

 

[RayCTID]

What about a work permit?

 

[SebastianBlue]

What about a work permit?

Home Office is scrutinising his international career, as it is quite varied and they are trying to determine if he meets the normal qualifications.

 

[M147WN]

Any news on Berndt M’Bridges?
Could he make a return?

 

[RayCTID]

Home Office is scrutinising his international career, as it is quite varied and they are trying to determine if he meets the normal qualifications.

Ah, if that is the case then I don't expect a quick answer from them

 

[SebastianBlue]

Is has been suggested he is now our main target after the developments with Joringho.

 

[rushts]

Why wheres Joringho off to ?

 

[SebastianBlue]

Why wheres Joringho off to ?

Reports have him paying a visit to the renowned Russian resort Shell, Ski, and Soirée.

 

[rushts]

We seem to be missing out to all our rivals. I think we should bring cun tý back.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Sources close to the player say that this is close, as Pep sees him as the only player on the market that can really compete with Fernandinho.

 

[sir baconface]

As an alternative, have we looked at Enni Koontz?

 

[aguero93:20]

As an alternative, have we looked at Enni Koontz?

Linked to the rags again.

 

[sir baconface]

As an alternative, have we looked at Enni Koontz?

Linked to the rags again.

How many do they need?

 

[aguero93:20]

How many do they need?

They'll never have enough to keep the sheep happy.

 

[Centurions]

Why wheres Joringho off to ?

And who is it that "Is has been suggested"

 

[SebastianBlue]

And who is it that "Is has been suggested"

Sources across Europe saying Avery.

 

[COAT_OF_ARMS]

Thank you Avery much!