Away ground 'TOILET' comedy gold stories...

JohnMaddocksAxe said:
Was anyone else getting slightly concerned at one point during that m27 story?

I thought social services were going to arrive until the last paragraph.
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I did wonder where he was going with it. This thread has to go in the classic forum.
 
Again mines a bit off topic, but a few years ago I was on a 18-30 holiday with the lads in gran canaria, we'd been out all day on one of those booze cruises then at night we were on a pub crawl. Later that night in my pissed up state I decided to do a strip on our balcony for the girls in the next apartment, after the deed was done and to rapturous applause I bent down to pick up my gear only to let out the angriest beer fart ever. Only it wasn't a beer fart, I fired out the longest stream of arse bisto spain had ever known. It had gone right through the bars on the balcony as well, to this day I still don't know if anyone suffered at the hands of my arse shower(though I did see some damning evidence by the pool the next day) I thought that was it for me for the rest of the holiday, but I became quite the mini celebrity, even had a very enjoyable encounter with one of the birds from next door. :0)
 
der bomber28 said:
Again mines a bit off topic, but a few years ago I was on a 18-30 holiday with the lads in gran canaria, we'd been out all day on one of those booze cruises then at night we were on a pub crawl. Later that night in my pissed up state I decided to do a strip on our balcony for the girls in the next apartment, after the deed was done and to rapturous applause I bent down to pick up my gear only to let out the angriest beer fart ever. Only it wasn't a beer fart, I fired out the longest stream of arse bisto spain had ever known. It had gone right through the bars on the balcony as well, to this day I still don't know if anyone suffered at the hands of my arse shower(though I did see some damning evidence by the pool the next day) I thought that was it for me for the rest of the holiday, but I became quite the mini celebrity, even had a very enjoyable encounter with one of the birds from next door. :0)
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Keep these up lads, the bar just keeps getting raised...........cheered me up no end, this anal twitching thread has.
 
Fried Onions said:
der bomber28 said:
Again mines a bit off topic, but a few years ago I was on a 18-30 holiday with the lads in gran canaria, we'd been out all day on one of those booze cruises then at night we were on a pub crawl. Later that night in my pissed up state I decided to do a strip on our balcony for the girls in the next apartment, after the deed was done and to rapturous applause I bent down to pick up my gear only to let out the angriest beer fart ever. Only it wasn't a beer fart, I fired out the longest stream of arse bisto spain had ever known. It had gone right through the bars on the balcony as well, to this day I still don't know if anyone suffered at the hands of my arse shower(though I did see some damning evidence by the pool the next day) I thought that was it for me for the rest of the holiday, but I became quite the mini celebrity, even had a very enjoyable encounter with one of the birds from next door. :0)
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Keep these up lads, the bar just keeps getting raised...........cheered me up no end, this anal twitching thread has.
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Thought it was about time I fessed up, been haunting me for years. I feel a lot better now, I know I'm not on my own haha. ;0)
 
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