Didsbury Dave
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BillyMC said:Talking about urban myths and legends...the old one about Her Majesty the Queen dropping a turd whilst on board the Royal Yacht Britannia...team of Royal Navy frogdivers intercepted the aformentioned royal log, before drying it out and varnishing it. It was then mounted on a plaque in the officers mess.......make your own mind up about that one!
Kind of defeats the old adage that you cant polish a turd...clearly in this case you can.
I've got a story about shitting whilst sailing the seven seas, Billy.
Me and the Mrs went on a fishing trip once off the coast of Morocco. It wasn't serious fishing, you got a handline and then the staff cooked up the catch on the journey back.
Anyway, we'd just anchored and were all letting go our handlines down the side. Suddenly this wierd pink sort of explosion came rising up in the water to the side of the boat we were on. Everyone looked at each other, was it some sort of swarm of jellyfish or something? then what looked alarmingly like turds emerged from the pink cloud.
The mystery was immedaitely solved as the toilet door on the boat opened and an absolutely fit girl in her 20s emerged, cool as you like, to join in the fishing.
I don't think she knows to this day why everyone was looking at each other and trying not to laugh.