Not footy related but here goes;
me and 11 mates went sea fishing at Ross on sea about 3 years ago, just got out on the boat n were setting up to start when I asked the skipper where the toilet was and a few of the lads started laughing! The skipper threw me a roll of bog roll n pointed me to the front of the boat, now at the start of a 6 hour trip I certainly wernt holding it in, so I hung my arse over the side of the boat and curled a cracker, cleaned myself up and went back to join the others! Next thing one of the lads on the other side of the boat let out a heave as my log went bobbing past, before you know it a seagull swooped down n necked the turd in one arrow! Cue the rest of the piss takers throwing up over the side of the boat calling me allsorts!
That'll teach em for laughing!
me and 11 mates went sea fishing at Ross on sea about 3 years ago, just got out on the boat n were setting up to start when I asked the skipper where the toilet was and a few of the lads started laughing! The skipper threw me a roll of bog roll n pointed me to the front of the boat, now at the start of a 6 hour trip I certainly wernt holding it in, so I hung my arse over the side of the boat and curled a cracker, cleaned myself up and went back to join the others! Next thing one of the lads on the other side of the boat let out a heave as my log went bobbing past, before you know it a seagull swooped down n necked the turd in one arrow! Cue the rest of the piss takers throwing up over the side of the boat calling me allsorts!
That'll teach em for laughing!