Crumpsall abroad said:
Home shirts , along with United's are , if reports are correct ,the dearest on the market next year. ( £55 without the numbers/badges/letters etc )Away, 3rd and European shirts wont be much cheaper. Season tickets have gone up 10% for the 3rd year ( at least ) in a row. There's a bit of a pattern developing here. A bit of advice...........if you're a grown man, have a bit of self-respect then don't walk around in a piece of over-priced sponsored nylon tut made in Cambodia. Football shirts are for children, people who play football.............or in your collective cases, clueless twats with more money than sense.
And before any offended muppets start accuse me of being a Red, don't even go there shirt boys.
When I start seeking dressing advice from someone called "Crumpsall Abroad" you will be the first fella I turn to. Until then, I'LL DECIDE what I spend my money on AND what I wear to the football, Clueless Tw@t or not! And, seeing as I EARN MY OWN MONEY, I will do whatever the fuck I please with it!
Don't tell me, you are a smoker and big drinker who burns and pisses away multiples of £55 every week or two?!
And, one last thing, if you don't want to be called a ignorant totalitarian tw@t, don't set out to offend people, then call them muppets if you succeed, you mouth breathing Red!
Signed,
A Shirt Boy, Clueless Tw@t with more money than you, apparently.... (who still likes to wear his mint '09 white collared classic to games!)