Balotelli Facts:

[JoeMercer'sWay]

balotelli is in fact white and is a guy permanently blacked up after a makeover mistake on the set of "Tropic Thunder".

 

[jimbo101]

Balotelli can tell the difference between Ant & Dec. FACT

 

[bluerthanblue]

when the bogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks under the bed for balotelli

 

[sutty66]

Balotelli hates Ushited more than us....

 

[CHESTER]

Wgen Ringo Starr sang out of tune Mario Balotelli stood up and walked out on him.

 

[Scooby Blue]

Balotelli knows...

- what happened to Shergar
- where Lord Lucan is
- why Chris Moyles is so popular

He also stopped watching "Lost" as he found the plot too straightforward + predictable.

He also understands why Alan Shearer is employed as a "pundit" on MOTD.

He also knows why Jack Bauer never lost his phone signal once or had to recharge his battery once in 168 episodes of 24.

 

[california blue]

balotelli is in fact white and is a guy permanently blacked up after a makeover mistake on the set of "Tropic Thunder".

Balotelli is an actor playing Balotelli disguised as Balotelli

 

[Roberto Mankini]

Jennifer Thompson paid Balotelli £1200 to shag her at the lowry !

Balotelli greased the lightning !

Balotelli wore an Ac Milan shirt whilst playin for inter FACT !

 

[Chinley Blues Jr]

Balotelli has in fact been training, he has been training in an undiscloded location.

Mancini plans to use him as a super sub when most in need. When this time comes Mancini will shout "Release the secret weapon!"

FACT!!!

 

[Ik.ben.blue]

Balotelli is 900 feet tall and wares boxes shorts