Balotelli training ground bust up with Mancini

TheMightyQuinn said:
Eccles Blue said:
It appears that poor Mario has to sit at home watching TV or playing video games and turn up for training and the matches but never, ever be seen in public because if he sneezed it would be an excuse for the media to report negatively!!

Just because a player has a personality doesn't mean he is always in the wrong. I am beginning to feel sorry for the lad.

Nah that'd just create new headlines.

Balotelli in violent video game addiction scandal.

We can reveal today that Balotelli enjoys violent video games and has recently avoided a long stretch in prison by not killing any prominent members of Parliament (the funk group not the MPs) .

You're correct, I hadn't thought of that. And of course the FA would also see that he was banned for 5 matches because he was playing the FIFA Street game or whatever it is called and had scored a goal for City. :-)
 
Eccles Blue said:
TheMightyQuinn said:
Eccles Blue said:
It appears that poor Mario has to sit at home watching TV or playing video games and turn up for training and the matches but never, ever be seen in public because if he sneezed it would be an excuse for the media to report negatively!!

Just because a player has a personality doesn't mean he is always in the wrong. I am beginning to feel sorry for the lad.

Nah that'd just create new headlines.

Balotelli in violent video game addiction scandal.

We can reveal today that Balotelli enjoys violent video games and has recently avoided a long stretch in prison by not killing any prominent members of Parliament (the funk group not the MPs) .

You're correct, I hadn't thought of that. And of course the FA would also see that he was banned for 5 matches because he was playing the FIFA Street game or whatever it is called and had scored a goal for City. :-)

I've just been reading that Mario has narrowly avoided a lifetime of heroin and crack addiction by not smoking or injecting any of the highly addictive and illegal substances.

Next week I hope to read how he's escaped punishment for raping the Queen by not raping the Queen.
 
BillyShears said:
Damocles in slagging off half the forum shocker. I love Balo but you should really remove your cock from his arse and accept that he often brings this shit upon himself.

I can see how 4 yellows and a red is bringing shit upon himself. That Barry lad is positively bathing in diarrhoea.

Or do you mean what he does outside of the thing we pay him to do?
 
Damocles said:
BillyShears said:
Damocles in slagging off half the forum shocker. I love Balo but you should really remove your cock from his arse and accept that he often brings this shit upon himself.

I can see how 4 yellows and a red is bringing shit upon himself. That Barry lad is positively bathing in diarrhoea.

Or do you mean what he does outside of the thing we pay him to do?

More a case of what they say he does as opposed to what he does.

99% of the 'Mario turns up at a pub and gives everyone 5grand cash before riding off on a rare breed of show pony' are entirely fabricated.

I hate Mario because of the time he didn't turn up at my house and violently rape me before slapping me and calling me a 'shit house'.

Oh and he has stupid hair and doesn't smile enough.

Give me Giggsy anyday of the week, he only factually shagged his brothers wife for 8 years before attempting to sue Twitter like a boss eyed bell end.
 
Damocles you say that his off field antics do in no way represent him as a player.

So what does he change his head before a match like worzel gummidge.

Look at Kun, do you see him acting up or in the papers for the same things as balo ?.
I see i direct relationship between an erratic player outside of footy just as erratic on the pitch.

Kun has a level head it seems with his family and general lifestyle and it shows on the pitch.

See: Paul Gascoigne for a perfect example of an unstable mentality. He liked the partying and we never really saw the very best of him on any regular basis.

I don't see how you can separate the footballer from the man really.
If he wants to focus on living it up that's fine but there is no balance here between his duties as a player and his personal life. am begining to see why Mourihno washed his hands of him.
 
Great post Damocles. Has he really only been sent off once this season? I can only think of the Liverpool game at Anfield which was a disgrace of a sending off
 
Damocles said:
BillyShears said:
Damocles in slagging off half the forum shocker. I love Balo but you should really remove your cock from his arse and accept that he often brings this shit upon himself.

I can see how 4 yellows and a red is bringing shit upon himself. That Barry lad is positively bathing in diarrhoea.

Or do you mean what he does outside of the thing we pay him to do?

As I said earlier in the thread - when he delivers on the pitch, the off field stuff is "character", the problem is that when he's not delivering on the pitch, these things are always going to be highlighted and blown out of proportion. He was poor against Lisbon, Stoke, and Swansea. Games that cost us top spot in the league and a tilt at the Europa. I totally agree with you that other players were just as poor, but forwards are always judged to a different standard because goals win games. Look at it another way, Mancini is no doubt his biggest supporter, and yet at the start of the season he openly said that Balo didn't get in the team because he wasn't putting it in in training. After Chelsea he said Balo was brought off because he didn't like the way he'd performed.

BTW .... I've missed you .... :)
 
BillyShears said:
Damocles in slagging off half the forum shocker. I love Balo but you should really remove your cock from his arse and accept that he often brings this shit upon himself.
Half the forum, by it's very nature are of below forum average intelligence.
 
Rascal said:
Damocles said:
Ok, so this thread has gone from slagging Balotelli for this bust up, which when turned out to be false, just went into slagging Balotelli.

Anybody who thinks we should get rid of Balotelli should be shot. In the face with a shotgun preferably, but I'll take the old "out of a cannon, directly into the heart of the Sun" cliche if we can spare the funds for it.

Either way, do his off the field antics ACTUALLY matter? Not even in the slightest bit. It has no effect on his football or on the team. It has absolutely nothing to do with how he performs, how he trains or how he prepares. And that's all I'm interested in. You guys can follow his every move like some weird Big Brother fascination, sat in your ivory towers explaining how a young footballer should behave (because you lot have LOADS of experience of this obviously) but I prefer to let him do his talking on the pitch as that's actually what we pay him for and that's actually his job.

Balotelli on the pitch has been very good. Not great, but very good. He's scored 15 in 27 this year and every time Dzeko starts, it just shows how much we miss his movement and technique. He also consistently wins fouls for us in dangerous positions, which is great for a team as big physically as ours. He also is great defensively and works hard for the team. We're a better team with him in it.
Those who "can't remember a good game since the 6-1" have the memory of a goldfish. He was transcendal against Blackburn at home and was the key to our victory, he also played a very good game against Bolton. He was disappointing against Stoke, Chelsea and Sporting but to be fair, who hasn't been?

The threads on here are laughable. Some of you sound like housewifes bitching about people because you have nothing better to do. Either that, or his image in the media has warped your fragile little minds. I saw him get slagged off on here the other day because he went on holiday instead of doing extra training (mainly because every player went on holiday). There's no defence for that; none, it's utterly ridiculous. They are basically holding him up to a higher standard than anybody else and slagging him off when he does not meet these requirements. That's creating your own argument, you can do that with anybody in the world including Messi. The justification for this is that he "lacks form". I don't see criticism of Dzeko, Aguero, Silva or Nasri for this reason though and they are all attacking players who lack form (many of them playing much worse than Balo).

Those "liability" people are also smoking fecal matter from the devils arse. Balo has had 4 yellow cards and 1 red card this season. This makes his disciplinary record about the same as Fernando Torres and much, MUCH less than violent criminals like Gareth Barry, Johnny Evans and Robin Van Persie. As far as giving away fouls, he gives away the same amount as recently paroled Antonio Valencia and is just behind possible serial killers David Ngog and Tim Cahill. I can see why you're all worried.

If Balotelli was never mentioned in the press, these criticisms would be far less. That alone should show you the value of the argument against him. The absolute BEST line I've read on here though, the one that had me simultaneously cracking up and facepalming, was when someone said "we should get rid of him, he creates too much press attention to the club". Yeah, City hate press attention. We're going to grow our international brand purely through sending chain letters on Facebook.
Summed up magnificently.
+1
 

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top
  AdBlock Detected
Bluemoon relies on advertising to pay our hosting fees. Please support the site by disabling your ad blocking software to help keep the forum sustainable. Thanks.