BoyBlue_1985 said:Shands said:Ooooooooh Balloteli,
He's a striker, He's good at darts.
An allergy to grass, yet when he plays he's fuckin class.
He drives around Moss Side with a wallet full of cash
Comes out of the casino and gives beggars out a stash
If you're the playground bully then he'll come and kick your ass
Drives a Lamborginhi round until he has a crash
Jumps in the Ferrari, counts the tickets on the dash
Bought a motorbike - banned, never took it for a thrash
Spends his days at Knowsley giving hugs to the giraffe's
Can't work out a bib but his hats the height of fash
No dogs at the the parade so skipped then end of season bash
Try’s back heels in a friendly and gets subbed for the panache
Winked at Ferdinand, or was it just a stray eyelash
Mancini gets frustrated and will give him a tounge lash
Sulks a bit, says sorry but then continues unabashed
All of the above are why we love or hate the lad
Ooooooh Ballotelli
yeah thats gonna be hard to remember after a few sherbets
That is a good point but come now let us not be rash
If you want to sing it then don't go out on the lash.