If I had a choice between a charisma-repelling striker like Müller or Balo, I would choose Balo. If I should choose between Mickey Mouse-streamlined no-personality Messi and Ibrahimovic, I'd choose Ibra.
Sure, Balotelli is an erratic character
but football is also about emotions and Balo delivers them in abundance. So what if he creates headlines outside the pitch too, it's called star quality. Football-wise, just a reminder of his trophy cabinet and that he's led the line in the Italian National team since he was 20 - very few others have will had those experiences at the end of their career and this guy is still only 23. I'm also sure Pellegrini would be perfect to help him fulfil his potential.
Unfortunately, it will never happen but if pigs start becoming airborne and I'd get a notification on my screen that we had re-signed Balotelli, or signed Zlatan for that matter, my reaction would be something like...