Balotelli.

[Kinky by name]

Hi guys. Sorry about yelling before. Mario will sign today and is so happy. It is his birthday and I am in charge of the balloons.

You are fucking tonto mate.




Cue Lone Ranger jokes.

 

[chedleeblue]

Hi guys. Sorry about yelling before. Mario will sign today and is so happy. It is his birthday and I am in charge of the balloons.

has fergie died???

 

[pudge]

Balloons, PMSL

 

[fbloke]

"Due to the abuse I received in the UK tabloids and abuse of my sister on an internet forum, I today announce that I am staying in Italy for the 2010/11 season. I will hold a press conference at 4pm Thursday if there are further questions. Thankyou." - Super Mario Balotelli

please ignore this post, it is false. Mario has signed and is very happy infact due to his hard times in Italy

By "hard times" do you mean he has a constant erection ????
Taking too much fookin Viagra !!

Priapism is no laughing matter.

Well not for the sufferer at least.

 

[bluemanhatton]

"Due to the abuse I received in the UK tabloids and abuse of my sister on an internet forum, I today announce that I am staying in Italy for the 2010/11 season. I will hold a press conference at 4pm Thursday if there are further questions. Thankyou." - Super Mario Balotelli

please ignore this post, it is false. Mario has signed and is very happy infact due to his hard times in Italy

I've just had the big fella on the phone and he said shut the fuck up bitch or he's back round with the water guns. He said tell mum and dad fuckoff as well for giving an interview to the daily bastard mail the pair of twats...... He's real harsh is Mario when you piss him off.

 

[Citizen Green]

Hi guys. Sorry about yelling before. Mario will sign today and is so happy. It is his birthday and I am in charge of the balloons.

has fergie died???

Pass the parcel...

 

[Rodenberger10]

I must admit i thought there was a very small posibility this was genuine at first... Hangs head in shame

now just enjoyin the entertainment!

 

[abi]

Why do some people not believe me? Ive spoken to mario and he laughed at me ;-( he thinks you lot have a point i could be anyone... why i would lie or anyone would i have no idea. I am who i say i am and he has already signed and it will be released in the press soon so then you will know i was truthfull and will be wanting appologies. Mario said to say 1 thing to you all blue mooners his 1st goal celebration will be awesome!

 

[fbloke]

Hi guys. Sorry about yelling before. Mario will sign today and is so happy. It is his birthday and I am in charge of the balloons.

has fergie died???

No youre confused.

Fergie is in charge of the other balloons.........

 

[Citizen Green]

Why do some people not believe me? Ive spoken to mario and he laughed at me ;-( he thinks you lot have a point i could be anyone... why i would lie or anyone would i have no idea. I am who i say i am and he has already signed and it will be released in the press soon so then you will know i was truthfull and will be wanting appologies. Mario said to say 1 thing to you all blue mooners his 1st goal celebration will be awesome!

Why are you in Nottingham?.

 

[Kinky by name]

I must admit i thought there was a very small posibility this was genuine at first... Hangs head in shame

now just enjoyin the entertainment!

That's okay mate, no shame in that. Now, have you ever considered timeshare?

 

[oakiecokie]

By "hard times" do you mean he has a constant erection ????
Taking too much fookin Viagra !!

Priapism is no laughing matter.

Well not for the sufferer at least.

And is that statement from a "hardman" who has first hand knowledge ??

 

[Dillon]

Hi, I am Mario's chauffeur. We are due in Manchester at 4pm today. He is very excited. I am typing in red because red cars are faster.

 

[fbloke]

Why do some people not believe me? Ive spoken to mario and he laughed at me ;-( he thinks you lot have a point i could be anyone... why i would lie or anyone would i have no idea. I am who i say i am and he has already signed and it will be released in the press soon so then you will know i was truthfull and will be wanting appologies. Mario said to say 1 thing to you all blue mooners his 1st goal celebration will be awesome!

Why would he laugh at you when he asked you to post on here?

He isnt nice if he acts like that!

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

your reaction i thought would have been joy,not to abuse me,i was only bringing you the news, mario actually told me to log on to the number 1 site for manchester city fans and post the news. He is very passionate i hope you take to him more than you have me for his sake been as he has signed a long term deal!

its 'blue humour' we all take the piss out of each other at any oppertunity. its a sign of affection. dont take it personally

 

[BlueInBury]

Why do some people not believe me? Ive spoken to mario and he laughed at me ;-( he thinks you lot have a point i could be anyone... why i would lie or anyone would i have no idea. I am who i say i am and he has already signed and it will be released in the press soon so then you will know i was truthfull and will be wanting appologies. Mario said to say 1 thing to you all blue mooners his 1st goal celebration will be awesome!

Will it involve a the lads from Diversity and Peter Crouch?

 

[fbloke]

Priapism is no laughing matter.

Well not for the sufferer at least.

And is that statement from a "hardman" who has first hand knowledge ??

Did you have to Google the word?

 

[eddie c 123]

Hi, I am Mario's chauffeur. We are due in Manchester at 4pm today. He is very excited. I am typing in red because red cars are faster.

LMFAO, can we make this post of the year, never laughed so much.

 

[justalittlemoreeffortade]

Hi, I am Mario's chauffeur. We are due in Manchester at 4pm today. He is very excited. I am typing in red because red cars are faster.

OI No fucking RED on here!!!!!

 

[abi]

Your stupid comments continue, i was angry before but now i am finding it funny like my brother, you lot are mad