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Chippy_boy said:
Well I hope he turns out good. I have to admit, prior to all this shit I had never heard of him and he looks average on Youtube.

What's happened to you, Chippy?

More like simon23 every day that passes....
 
clubfoot said:
swanson on ssn! fcuk id like to knock a few of his teeth out

I hate that gormless permanent smile thats always on his face. He's the type of bloke who you could imagine his boss laying into for being useless and he'd still be smiling!

The worst part of the transfer window is his fat fingers trying to negotiate that touch screen laptop...
 
skillman said:

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skillman said:
samharris said:
No...all soft wrinkly and squidgy, trying to have have sex would be like trying to get a marsh mallow into a moneybox :)

This raises a good point. HappyG are you sure you're not worried about your dick looking like an old man's?

Naaa no point in worrying now. This little fella is less than impressive, and I've come to accept that.

If it makes nan smile that's all that matters. :-)
 
thatsmyflag said:
Chippy_boy said:
Well I hope he turns out good. I have to admit, prior to all this shit I had never heard of him and he looks average on Youtube.

average you sure u was watching the mario balotelli and not someone else

here's an average vid for you
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNLMLaB-EKs&feature=related[/youtube]
 
blueday said:
anyone know what the inter fans think of this transfer saga?

You can read here

<a class="postlink" href="http://forzainterforums.com/showthread.php?3631-quot-Super-quot-Mario-Balotelli/page403" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://forzainterforums.com/showthread. ... li/page403</a>

we are in page 800 and they just reach 403
 
HappyG said:
It's bad enough getting caught having a sneaky tug to the five minute freeview, but having my nan walk in while I'm having a power wank to sky sports italia takes the piss, although she did say it looked like my grandads bless her.
that is THE best thing ive ever heard on this forum. PMSL
 
HappyG said:
skillman said:
This raises a good point. HappyG are you sure you're not worried about your dick looking like an old man's?

Naaa no point in worrying now. This little fella is less than impressive, and I've come to accept that.

If it makes nan smile that's all that matters. :-)

But nan wasn`t smiling. She was laughing.
 
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