well now.
there's all sorts of graffiti, they cry.
these taggers who just maul their name should be strung up, you know, for making grey concrete look more colourful.
and they probably nicked the spray paint in the first place, the cunts.
they are bad bad youths who listen to music no one else understands and who look up to people who painted on trains in hip hop new york.
and then there are the pretenders.
the artworld tossers up their own arses.
may i bring to your attention, your honours, a case of theft.
banksy is a charlatan...
he stole everything from a french street painter called
blek le rat
all of that is by the by.
the earliest known artistic impressions where made by people spraying or painting on walls.
some of the caves from centuries ago remain intact but it would've been better if the local council at the time had regularly painted over them with grey.
let's hope the scumbags were sent to prison for shit like this