BB2.0

[johnny on the spot]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzOHq5WbQ8k[/youtube]

Welcome back BB2.0

 

[gazinho]

Thanks, I always used to say that most people on here either liked/were indifferent toward me, the perception that I was a 'hate figure' came from the fact that the minority who abused me were very vocal about it.

The ones who called me racist, not going to mention them by name but I mean Irishman and the hippy had no basis to do so, when I invited him to ask the lads at The Curry Cottage if I'm racist I meant it, surely if I was racist I simply would not go there, same goes for my (over 300) facebook friends, more colours than a bag of skittles.
Anyway I'd like to move on from all that, recent events have shown us that lifes too short to get involved in these petty squabbles, plus the Irishman was sniffing a lot of nail varnish at the height of our battles (SO I'M TOLD)

Wow you popular bugger you, just out of interest how many different colours of person are they because as far as I know there are 5 colours in a bag of skittles and I cant think of 5 different colours of person unless we are using skintones etc. tehn I apologise and stand corrected for life

I don't think he means colours of person, as in race, I think he means....

Blue - Hypothermic
Red - Sunburnt
Yellow - Jaundice?
Green - Nauseous
Purple - Out of breath

Dont be so fucking stupid...........................................they dont do blue skittles!!!

 

[Latics Fan SJK]

Wow you popular bugger you, just out of interest how many different colours of person are they because as far as I know there are 5 colours in a bag of skittles and I cant think of 5 different colours of person unless we are using skintones etc. tehn I apologise and stand corrected for life

I don't think he means colours of person, as in race, I think he means....

Blue - Hypothermic
Red - Sunburnt
Yellow - Jaundice?
Green - Nauseous
Purple - Out of breath

Dont be so fucking stupid...........................................they dont do blue skittles!!!

Sorry, I was referring to the Skittles Sours where, unless I am mistaken, blue is very much present.

 

[MATCITY]

I think, what is needed, is to step back in time and listen to the words of "Cheeses of Nazareth".

This is my gift to bluemoon to get you through the afternoon.

http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=175014&start=20

Enjoy.

I've read this about 3 times never gets old

the highlights are

like a feisty redhead, and with the fiery pubic hair, I bet your cock and balls look a nest of baby mice

An Ode to Brooklandsblue2.0

He came to me in a flash of light,
the flame haired Brookie on the Bluemoon site,
in Off-topic we spoke of a man-love tryst,
now his legal team add a bitter twist.

He offers his arse for 2 million notes,
and despises the lefties, the muslims, the scrotes.
His eyes are as blue as Dave Cameron's tie,
but his heart is a dark as a burnt meat pie .

I dreamed of his pubes, now it seems at a loss,
will I ever see his tangerine candy floss?
Where all this will end, only Cupid may know,
he keeps knocking me back, but this makes my wood grow.

I fear little Brookie is dying to smack me,
the ginge in the middle at parties - bukakke,
it may all end in tears, with legals pending,
from the tory boy who's not for bending.

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

facebook friends, more colours than a bag of skittles.

You have purple, green and blue friends?

am I on your FB, I can't remember?

If so, which colour Skittle am I?

 

[MATCITY]

facebook friends, more colours than a bag of skittles.

You have purple, green and blue friends?

am I on your FB, I can't remember?

If so, which colour Skittle am I?

I'll hazard a guess at yellow

 

[MikeBlue]

I think, what is needed, is to step back in time and listen to the words of "Cheeses of Nazareth".

This is my gift to bluemoon to get you through the afternoon.

http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=175014&start=20

Enjoy.

HAHAHAHAHAHA........

Just read that thread again and it made me laugh as much as it did the first time!

I salute you!

 

[york away to this!]

Thanks, I always used to say that most people on here either liked/were indifferent toward me, the perception that I was a 'hate figure' came from the fact that the minority who abused me were very vocal about it.

The ones who called me racist, not going to mention them by name but I mean Irishman and the hippy had no basis to do so, when I invited him to ask the lads at The Curry Cottage if I'm racist I meant it, surely if I was racist I simply would not go there, same goes for my (over 300) facebook friends, more colours than a bag of skittles.
Anyway I'd like to move on from all that, recent events have shown us that lifes too short to get involved in these petty squabbles, plus the Irishman was sniffing a lot of nail varnish at the height of our battles (SO I'M TOLD)

Wow you popular bugger you, just out of interest how many different colours of person are they because as far as I know there are 5 colours in a bag of skittles and I cant think of 5 different colours of person unless we are using skintones etc. tehn I apologise and stand corrected for life

I don't think he means colours of person, as in race, I think he means....

Blue - Hypothermic
Red - Sunburnt
Yellow - Jaundice?
Green - Nauseous
Purple - Out of breath

I can accept most of this, though when has anyone ever seen an out of breath skittle? - all they do is stand there.

bollocks.

 

[brooklandsblue2.0]

Reference the Kleeneze suggestion, I NEVER sold or was involved with selling bloody catalogues nor would I be.

<a class="postlink-local" href="http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=207578" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=5&t=207578</a>

(page 13 I realised I was being had)


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[Latics Fan SJK]

Wow you popular bugger you, just out of interest how many different colours of person are they because as far as I know there are 5 colours in a bag of skittles and I cant think of 5 different colours of person unless we are using skintones etc. tehn I apologise and stand corrected for life

I don't think he means colours of person, as in race, I think he means....

Blue - Hypothermic
Red - Sunburnt
Yellow - Jaundice?
Green - Nauseous
Purple - Out of breath

I can accept most of this, though when has anyone ever seen an out of breath skittle? - all they do is stand there.

bollocks.

I hear your pain.

At best guess, I would say that the Purple one's are out of breath because, as they are the tastiest and therefore, not many of them in the packet, they try to push, squeeze and stampede their way through the rest of the skittles to the bottom of the packet, thus meaning they are eaten last?

So I'd imagine that to be quite a tiring activity for the Purple skittles of this world?

Only a thought, mind.