Benjamin Mendy

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Fashion a blade from flint.

Nah prefer the flying Moose

 

[Chi-town blues]

We keep signing full backs left and right while rest of the world keep hitting old calculator with salty tears.
Love every bit .

 

[MCFC1993]

Still over 5 hours to go, now passed the half way mark of the flight as he flies over Quebec (the moose fucking part of Quebec I believe).

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Luke Shaw was peanuts as well.

Currently 446m against our 535m over the last 4 seasons....

Compare quality of squads (especially ours having replenished finally in defence) and the obscene payments for martial, pogshit and lukuka, and I know who's position I'd prefer to be in....

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Benny is halfway there : )

 

[BringBackSwales]

He is our most exciting signing.

The Pogba comparison was most unwelcome

 

[Barcon]

Still over 5 hours to go, now passed the half way mark of the flight as he flies over Quebec (the moose fucking part of Quebec I believe).

Could you narrow that down a bit please?

 

[Jazzcat]

You know it's mind blowing seeing how many planes are in the air at the same time. I really had no idea that many were on the go at once.

Love the ebb and flow of them.

 

[paulchapo]

Somebody just messaged me and said, " Pep will be getting mocked soon for signing up every fullback." I replied, " You do know we have released FOUR fullbacks don't you??" people are stupid!

 

[vmsuhail]

The Pogba comparison was most unwelcome

I was replying to Karen who compared him to Balotelli. I felt more similar to Pogba's style and attitude.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

I was replying to Karen who compared him to Balotelli. I felt more similar to Pogba's style and attitude.

Hope not, pogba is an embarrassing knob. Balotelli is cool.

 

[jimharri]

Still over 5 hours to go, now passed the half way mark of the flight as he flies over Quebec (the moose fucking part of Quebec I believe).

I thought most of Canada were moose shaggers, no?

 

[MCFC1993]

Could you narrow that down a bit please?

I thought most of Canada were moose shaggers, no?

Fair points. Don't worry he didn't stick around to watch! Hopefully the trip over Canada isn't putting him off signing for us.

 

[jimharri]

Fair points. Don't worry he didn't stick around to watch! Hopefully the trip over Canada isn't putting him off signing for us.

Not much to see over Canada. Ice. And Mooses (Meese?). Unless Shania was out sunbathing topless in her back garden.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Fair points. Don't worry he didn't stick around to watch! Hopefully the trip over Canada isn't putting him off signing for us.

Given it's not exactly on our doorstep....

 

[Barcon]

Doesn't look like he's coming past my house. Maybe @idahoblues could pop his head out the kitchen window.
(If he's not balls deep in a possum that is).

 

[Barcon]

Not much to see over Canada. Ice. And Mooses (Meese?). Unless Shania was out sunbathing topless in her back garden.

I would have put the bbq on for him and there's always a cold beer or twenty in the fridge.

 

[MCFC1993]

Not much to see over Canada. Ice. And Mooses (Meese?). Unless Shania was out sunbathing topless in her back garden.

Bit beyond my era that one. Now if you'd have said Eugenie...

 

[jimharri]

I would have put the bbq on for him and there's always a cold beer or twenty in the fridge.

What do you need a fridge for? Leave them on the patio in the back garden, they'll be frozen in minutes.

 

[jimharri]

Bit beyond my era that one. Now if you'd have said Eugenie...

Who?

 

[MCFC1993]

Who?

Spoiler: Eugenie

Disappointed. You've gone downhill since your 'Gracious Lasses' days.