Best answering of the door ever!

[Blue Punter]

You should have invited her through to the kitchen to get a light off the toaster/oven.

Once there, ask her if she wants to help with the washing up.

If she agrees, it's nailed on she likes yer.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

You should have invited her through to the kitchen to get a light off the toaster/oven.

Once there, ask her if she wants to help with the washing up.

If she agrees, it's nailed on she likes yer.

I'd rather she didn't like me to be honest, I have a girl friend and don't need the hassle.

Besides which, she could be in love with me and willing to do anything to please me but even then I doubt she'd want to touch the washing up in this place!

 

[Blue Punter]

You should have invited her through to the kitchen to get a light off the toaster/oven.

Once there, ask her if she wants to help with the washing up.

If she agrees, it's nailed on she likes yer.

I'd rather she didn't like me to be honest, I have a girl friend and don't need the hassle.

Besides which, she could be in love with me and willing to do anything to please me but even then I doubt she'd want to touch the washing up in this place!

In that case, invite her in, insist she does the washing up, tell her to pick your take-away up and ask her to iron your socks.

That should do the trick! :)

 

[goose72]

Oh, that's a bit of a bit of a disappointment. Makes it slightly less likely to be some kind of David Lynchesque sub-porn suburban weirdness.

Still, unless you're a mature student, good skillz for being into J&MC at your age. We could do with a few more youngsters getting into real music instead of the shite they all seem to have pumping out of their bloody white headphones. Music lives on vinyl you tossers, not bloody lifestyle enhancement devices.

Right, as you were.

I'm classed as a mature student but I'm not old enough to remember JAMC so I'll still take credit for that :)

You mentioned Lynch as well, we'd get on well even if we only discussed JAMC and Lynch!

Ooh - could this be blossoming Bluemoon bromance? Lol.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I'd rather she didn't like me to be honest, I have a girl friend and don't need the hassle.

Besides which, she could be in love with me and willing to do anything to please me but even then I doubt she'd want to touch the washing up in this place!

In that case, invite her in, insist she does the washing up, tell her to pick your take-away up and ask her to iron your socks.

That should do the trick! :)

I think my answering the door and being a monosyllabic bastard probably ruined any chance I could have had anyway lol

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I'm classed as a mature student but I'm not old enough to remember JAMC so I'll still take credit for that :)

You mentioned Lynch as well, we'd get on well even if we only discussed JAMC and Lynch!

Ooh - could this be blossoming Bluemoon bromance? Lol.

People with exceptional taste need to stick together!

 

[LCBblue]

PMSL At this whole thread.

Quality.

 

[GStar]

3some?

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

3some?

You, me and her? Could be fun.

Me, her and my gf? Unlikely.

 

[bluereddish]

First encounter should've been "So, you want a light and I could do with a shag. Is it a deal then?"