Best "of the moment" chants

[DelToro]

January 1987 (I think), Ferguson's first Mcr derby a few weeks after Atkinson has been sacked.

At half time the Greater Manchester Fire Brigade's tubby mascot, otherwise known as the Wellyphant, parades down the touchline to be greeted by a chorus of "Atkinson's back, Atkinson's back..." from the City fans.

 

[Vienna_70]

Last season against Hudderfield (FA Cup at home).

Huddersfield fans: Where were you when you were sh*t? (highly original...)

South Stand: Beating you when we were sh*t

And in the first game, "Scoring ten when we were shit!"

 

[roj]

Been mentioned before..

 

[its a Barm]

The thread of the season for me; thanks for starting it off.

Your welcome, I am enjoying it too, remembering some crackers with all our fellow blues.

 

[jamiecav]

Has grandma been mentioned?

 

[blue oli]

V West Ham at Maine road years ago - can’t remember the defenders name but he got a game full of ‘there’s only one woopie Goldberg, one woopie Goldberg ..........

 

[Lee the Blue]

Best one I heard was when the Stephen Ireland story had broken about him lying about his grandmothers x2 funerals, to withdraw from the Ireland squad and the media had tracked them both down as alive and well.

A few weeks later to the tune of Molly Malone the City end pipes up "Alive alive oooo, alive alive oooo, Steven Irelands 2 grannies alive alive ooooo"

 

[sir baconface]

Two from 60s derbies.

Blues: Sha la la la Summerbee
Rag response: Who the fcukin ell is he?
Blues: The greatest centre forward in history.

Rags: We all live in a red submarine.
Blues (to same tune): We all piss in a red and white pot.

 

[Essembe]

We’ve got Sylvinho!

In a cup game I think....

 

[geoff hammond]

Away at Poznan. The home fans sang a really loud song that the whole stadium joined in.
When they finished we replied with an ironic “f@!k off back to England,f@!k off back to England, nah nah nah na”