best thing about living alone?

[squirtyflower]

Coming home at anytime without being asked where have you been

Going out at any time without being asked where are you going

Eating what you like when you like

Watching what you like when you want to

Not being asked "what do you have planned for today" when it's f'in obvious, go to town get pissed watch city come home

 

[speccybob]

Not just the remote de niro, you don't have to watch all the shite like corrie, eastenders, loose women and dont tell the fucking bride!!

Well at least you can watch Songs of Praise,Jeremy Kyle,Emmerdale and The Sky at Night,sitting there with your pipe,carpet slippers and a sherry !!

I Sky+ the sky at night ;)

 

[Anonymous]

Coming home at anytime without being asked where have you been

Going out at any time without being asked where are you going

Eating what you like when you like

Watching what you like when you want to

Not being asked "what do you have planned for today" when it's f'in obvious, go to town get pissed watch city come home

did you cry after typing this?

i'm available for all kinds of agony aunt situations squirty mate.

 

[law74]

Getting home from work on a friday, cracking open a tin or two of bow, at some stage deciding to light the fire and get a pair of shorts on, and just sit and chill out getting as drunk as you like with no one to mither you.
Watch porn on either the tv or dvd with no worries about being interupred.
Eating what you like when you like, if you can be bothered cooking (or looking for the phone to get a takeaway delivered.
Knowing that the beer and or cider (vodka or whatever) in the fridge is yours (and the space aint being wasted by lettuce and other rabbit food)..
Downside, having to wash and iron your own clothes, oh and make sure that the pint pots are in the dishwasher and it is turned on on a thursday night (wednesday if we have a europa league game on the thursday.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

staging a sh*t protest....... end of thread! ;)

 

[mcmanus]

Getting home, locking the door and not having to worry about anything else. Love it.

 

[goat boy]

unequivocally, taking a shit with the bathroom door wide open.

I read the thread title, figured what it would be about, clicked on it, and was planning on making the exact same words my contribution to the thread. Foiled.

Seriously though, this is something I'll need to work hard on not doing, should the day come for co-habitation again...

 

[Innsbruckblue]

Easy. You can do what you want, when you want!

 

[Gelsons Dad]

Playing fm on a laptop whilst taking a dump with the door open. The last time I co-habited she tried to get me to piss sitting down. Never again.

 

[Pigeonho]

Randomly being able to have a wank on the 4th stair up.

so my mate says