Best threat you've had playing sunday league?

[ctidcarl]

Not a threat to start with but years ago whilst I could still manage central midfield, my opposition number turned out to be a real "prima donna", diving around at the slightest piece of contact.

After the umpteenth time I tackled him and he fell to the floor like a mating salmon, I said to him -

"Fook me mate, the only person I know who goes down more often than you, is your missus"

Bizarrely, he took offence to that!!

The irony............

A few nights previous, a mate of mine had received a blow job from his missus!!!!!

 

[stonerblue]

Once had a telly thrown onto the pitch from the flats at darnhill.

Appealed for a throw-in and a bloke said he'd 'rip my eyes out' 30 seconds later he was concussed with a broken jaw after my Brother 'had a word'

Nearly run over by a scrambler down at drinkwater more than once

Played a police team and was threatened with being locked up if i went past their full back again.

 

[refmum]

Think it's fairly obvious my lad is a ref (ok stop throwing things) Before moving up the league so to speak, he spent a lot of time with youth and kids teams and he reckoned the kids were fine but the parents were a nightmare.

 

[jimharri]

Think it's fairly obvious my lad is a ref (ok stop throwing things) Before moving up the league so to speak, he spent a lot of time with youth and kids teams and he reckoned the kids were fine but the parents were a nightmare.

It's usually the mums that are the worst!
;-)

 

[Richard]

Ive played in a match where the referee had to get a police escort back to his house, due to the opposition wanting to twat him. He was only about 19, and built like a stick insect. Poor bastard.

 

[MCFC-alan88]

When I first came to California I'd put myself about a bit on the pitch.
After making a hard tackle on a Mexican opponent he informed me that he was going to "Shoot me" after the match.
Without thinking, I grabbed him by the throat and his eyes nearly popped out of his head when I told him "You'd better not fucking miss then"
He didn't hang around after the game was over.

That made me laugh so much, it's just pure violence!

 

[The Pink Panther]

Think it's fairly obvious my lad is a ref (ok stop throwing things) Before moving up the league so to speak, he spent a lot of time with youth and kids teams and he reckoned the kids were fine but the parents were a nightmare.

A mate of mine, his lad is a really good junior footballer and they played a North West cup game in Knowsley. The scouse parents were already on the Stella at kick off which was 9.30AM

Ive played in a match where the referee had to get a police escort back to his house, due to the opposition wanting to twat him. He was only about 19, and built like a stick insect. Poor bastard.

When I was playing weekend footy about ten years ago a documentary was shown midweek about violence to referees.
When we played the following weekend our ref (who was the best in our league by a mile) was getting changed next to me, so I asked him if he'd watched the programme.
He said he had, so I asked if he'd ever been threatened. He replied "last week I had a queue waiting to give me a smack. So I blew the whistle, took my shirt off, walked to the touchline and said "I'm not a ref now, who's first?" and all the players just skulked about"

 

[The Ox]

I don't know if you guys remember the Monday Night Soccer Show that used to have team of the week (Sunday Football), anyway I played for the Stonemasons Arms and we were the very first team filmed for it ! The location was on The Racecourse in Sale and some brute of a Centre Half was dishing it out, I was giving it back but more concerned with looking good than hard ! Anyways this guy told me he was gonna "Do me" so I warned him off and told him "I would fucking drop ya ya prick" ! Mid way in the 2nd half as I was bearing down on goal the twat elbows me on the head, he did'nt get the cleanest connection but it fucking hurt, he thought I would drop but got the shock of his life when I one arrowed him with a right hook straight on his chin at which he fell like a sack of shit ! I got a £60 fine and a 42 day ban but it was worth it ! Best thing was the following weekend I was queuing up outside Fridays when this group of lads recognised me and shook my hand for being the 1st player to be sent off from an Amateur team on TV !

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

Once had a telly thrown onto the pitch from the flats at darnhill.

That was our home pitch for a bit. There's a nice little image of the place on the link if you scroll down to the match report against Holcombe (I'd put th image up but can't at work). It was nice for the joyriders to burn out the car next to the pitch rather than on it.

http://www.freewebs.com/thegeorgefc/news.htm

 

[berger10]

This all sounds quite tame compared to Sunday league womens football.

And before anyone starts berating girls football, know that I played against the rags, tonked 'em on the pitch and then in the changing rooms after the game. Me and me best mate going for it again about half a dozen of them. Can you believe they called the police on us, we went and his in the 'secret garden' near Torkington park haha We both got called to hearing by the FA (believe it or not) and received 6 game bans. The rag shouldnt have shouted 'come on then' and not expect us to.

One of my mates got a lifetime ban for battering a ref a few years ago. Yep, she was female and he was male. Thankfully shes calmed down since then!

I once actually saved a ref from getting battered by some hardnut playing for Tameside. Me and her then nearly had a fist fight, but im glad it was calmed she would have ripped me head off lol

I cant really remember many threats being doled out, though there were plenty snide comments and aggressive retaliation.