Big yellow speed cameras

I've never seen anyone stopped in the hard shoulder checking a map, or having a piss.
Having a piss is nothing, ive seen a lad jump out of a works van when it was in slow traffic on the M42, perch on the armco barrier and have a shit.
 
When I had kids I started doing that very thing (was a bit daft before that, sports cars etc.) still do it and had no tickets in 40 years. Simple, as you say.
The voice of reason.
Having said that,
Having a piss is nothing, ive seen a lad jump out of a works van when it was in slow traffic on the M42, perch on the armco barrier and have a shit.
Come on, we've all done it..
 
Sounds like the first line of a Squeeze song
I saw a woman have a shit at a bus stop in Mumbai
I thought at the time, she couldn't be shy
I said to her lady, how can I help yer,
She said thank you, please pass me the paper.
She told me she was a prossie,
I said it's OK, I'm an aussie..
 
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Imagine what that would cost they have spent millions taking hard shoulders away. Whoever thought of this idea is an idiot.
I'll be honest, at the moment I'd be happy if they filled the death trap pot holes in on our b roads, which haven't been addressed for years.
How much does it cost to fill a hole with a bit of tarmac ffs
 
Reading that can’t help but think…

Don't it always seem to go… That you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone. They paved paradise and put up a parking lot (mmmm bop bop bop).

I read somewhere that the drop in octave at the end followed by the laugh was because she couldn't hold the note at the recording but it was thought so cute it made the final cut
 

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