Black Friday

Taximania said:
This is good mantra Machiavelli.
Tommorow we must go shopping for our survival.
Does it figure that we are £60 down for the weeks shop or does it figure that we visited aldis and saved 20% and only paid £50

A bargain remains a bargain only if it's something you actually need or want.
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I think his intention was to dismiss the Black Fridayers who buy in a feeding frenzied fashion, gobbling up what the more discerning gents amongst us would refer to as 'tat'.
I say let the greasy haired waves of tat gobblers feast and fill their oversized bellies whilst the easy of thinking sit snugly on comfy chairs in our studies, mouse in hand. The season of goodwill is upon us and many a present is required around this time of year, I therefore will partake in a day of savings whilst shopping for xmas cheer for my many kinfolk. I may even treat myself to a new bespoke smoking jacket with the savings I make. May the saving gods smile on you on the blackest of Fridays.
 
Feeling just a little out of it Taxi due to not residing in the UK.
Must admit old habits die hard and I am still tempted to buy because a bargain is still a bargain.

Last year Alibaba the Chinese people had a similar black friday and I only just resisted the temptation to buy.
 
This will be the first time i pay any attention to black friday at all, need a new hoover, dogs decided other one needed deconstructing in under 20 seconds. I bashed my toe on the effing shitting skirting board and the daft shit thought it was his mortal enemy that made me make a pained noise so the boy took his chance to end the fucker.

TL:DR may get a hoover of amazon if the reductions are worth the wait, better be.
 
TCIB said:
This will be the first time i pay any attention to black friday at all, need a new hoover, dogs decided other one needed deconstructing in under 20 seconds. I bashed my toe on the effing shitting skirting board and the daft shit thought it was his mortal enemy that made me make a pained noise so the boy took his chance to end the fucker.

TL:DR may get a hoover of amazon if the reductions are worth the wait, better be.
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Another sucker for a bargain.
 
TCIB said:
Only an online sucker though, no elbowing pensioners in the face for a fiver of an iron i don't need for me my good man :-D
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Was that a whoosh moment?
Hoover-sucker? ;)
Anyway I wouldn't expect anything less from you tee, I'm only surprised you haven't found a way to navigate Amazon's system and send yourself a new hoover for free.
 
Machiavelli said:
Was that a whoosh moment?
Hoover-sucker? ;)
Anyway I wouldn't expect anything less from you tee, I'm only surprised you haven't found a way to navigate Amazon's system and send yourself a new hoover for free.
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Shit, i blame the trauma i just suffered and poor old @BimboBob to with my severe lack of fore thought. namely googling something that in hindsight would return a lot of hardcore gay porn when the term i googled was (i thought) innocent xD

I can rip amazon prime videos, not to many can do (be arsed to do) that as it is terribly fiddly so i am close hehe.

Edit: i googled the quote from full metal jacket ' Hardcore man, fucking hardcore'. i doubt i will ever be the man i was prior to this event xD
 
TCIB said:
Shit, i blame the trauma i just suffered and poor old @BimboBob to with my severe lack of fore thought. namely googling something that in hindsight would return a lot of hardcore gay porn when the term i googled was (i thought) innocent xD

I can rip amazon prime videos, not to many can do (be arsed to do) that as it is terribly fiddly so i am close hehe.
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