Bluemoon joke competition

I lost in a pub quiz by 1 question last night. The question was `Where do women mostly have curly hair?`............Apparently its Africa!!
 
So, snow is forecast and Manchester United are flying out to Munich.

Carlsberg dont do deja vous, but if they did...........
 
Back in the late, Sophia Loren met Joe Mercer at Heathrow airport..... Sophia says: "Wow, Joe Mercer, I'm a huge fan... Can I get your autograph?" He nods, so she looks in her handbag but can't find any paper. And he looks in his handbag, and he can't find any paper. So she winks at him, and says "Who needs paper? Let's pop into the loo and you can sign my bum." Joe replies "Matt Busby signs all the bums."
 
Cake said:
Little boy comes running into the kitchen....

'Mummy Mummy, Granny has a prawn'

'What on earth are you talking about' replies the Mum

The boy takes his mum into the living room where Granny is sleeping on the sofa and her dressing gown has fallen open.

Pointing at his her clitoris he says 'Told you she had a prawn'

'Thats your Grandmothers clitoris' whispers the Mum

To which the little boy replies...'Well it tasted like a prawn!'

OR

I found out last night my Gran made a porno back in the 60's. I don;t know what disgusted me more, the fact she made it or the fact I carried on wanking when I recognised her.
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that first one is truly disgusting

how about...

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders kids?

No? oh well, neither has he

...


Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?








So you can see its face when you are wanking


(horrible i know)
 
CheesySmoker said:
Cake said:
Little boy comes running into the kitchen....

'Mummy Mummy, Granny has a prawn'

'What on earth are you talking about' replies the Mum

The boy takes his mum into the living room where Granny is sleeping on the sofa and her dressing gown has fallen open.

Pointing at his her clitoris he says 'Told you she had a prawn'

'Thats your Grandmothers clitoris' whispers the Mum

To which the little boy replies...'Well it tasted like a prawn!'

OR

I found out last night my Gran made a porno back in the 60's. I don;t know what disgusted me more, the fact she made it or the fact I carried on wanking when I recognised her.
Click to expand...

that first one is truly disgusting

how about...

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders kids?

No? oh well, neither has he

...


Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?








So you can see its face when you are wanking


(horrible i know)
Click to expand...
<br /><br />-- Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:21 pm --<br /><br />
CheesySmoker said:
Cake said:
Little boy comes running into the kitchen....

'Mummy Mummy, Granny has a prawn'

'What on earth are you talking about' replies the Mum

The boy takes his mum into the living room where Granny is sleeping on the sofa and her dressing gown has fallen open.

Pointing at his her clitoris he says 'Told you she had a prawn'

'Thats your Grandmothers clitoris' whispers the Mum

To which the little boy replies...'Well it tasted like a prawn!'

OR

I found out last night my Gran made a porno back in the 60's. I don;t know what disgusted me more, the fact she made it or the fact I carried on wanking when I recognised her.
Click to expand...

that first one is truly disgusting

how about...

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders kids?

No? oh well, neither has he

...


Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?








So you can see its face when you are wanking


(horrible i know)
Click to expand...


do-not-want.jpg
 
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