MCFC87 said:Two oranges walk into a bar, one says to the other "Your round"
I'll get my coat.
CheesySmoker said:Cake said:Little boy comes running into the kitchen....
'Mummy Mummy, Granny has a prawn'
'What on earth are you talking about' replies the Mum
The boy takes his mum into the living room where Granny is sleeping on the sofa and her dressing gown has fallen open.
Pointing at his her clitoris he says 'Told you she had a prawn'
'Thats your Grandmothers clitoris' whispers the Mum
To which the little boy replies...'Well it tasted like a prawn!'
OR
I found out last night my Gran made a porno back in the 60's. I don;t know what disgusted me more, the fact she made it or the fact I carried on wanking when I recognised her.
that first one is truly disgusting
how about...
Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders kids?
No? oh well, neither has he
...
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see its face when you are wanking
(horrible i know)
SharpDressedMan said:My girlfriend asked me if I had ever pissed in the shower.
I said, "Yeah, a couple of times, accidentally."
She said, "That's disgusting! What do you mean accidentally?!"
"Hey," I said, "these things happen when you're having a shit."
haha lol, :)King Of The Kippax said:What do you call an Aardvark that beats up another Aardvark??
- A Well Aardvark!
:)