Cricket (5 days of bollox & nobody wins)
Horse Racing (boring as f**k if you don't have a bet on. Sadly dull, if you do)
Darts (well, at least it keeps th oiks in one place)
Golf (well, at least it keeps the bankers & other vermin off the roads)
Formula 1 (The thrill of the crowd, the yawn of the engines)
Gaelic Football (pulling & dragging and very little skill involved)
Rugby League (stupidly repetitive)
American Football (needs more breaks and... capes to go with the silly outfits)
Baseball (rounders for the dimwitted)
Hockey (Oi, protestants! Man up and buy some hurleys!)
Dressage (Dancing horses, why?)
Synchronised f**king Swimming
Ice Skating (women & gay men dancing, is a lifestyle, not a spectator sport)
Matial Arts (ah, f**k off, have a pint & chill the f**k out)
Snooker (it's a f**king parlour game!!)
Weightlifting (Seriously? Picking things up is a sport?)
Professional Boxing (the unscrupulous manipulating the honest)
And finally...
Professional Wrestling (repressed homosexuality at its most extreme)
Yes, I am a bag of laughs to be with when the football's over.
:)