Bit of a weird one this. My girlfriend really struggles to have a number two. She will have 20 Sennakot when she feels she needs to go, which is scary to me! (not exagerating at all) Been to doctor and everything and they don't take her seriously is the impression I get. Advice much appreciated.
Bowel problems
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TCIB
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Re: Bowl problems
Oh god this is gone be gud.
On a genuine note, oil, more oils and roughage (fibre).
It is almost certainly a dietary issue.
Back to bluemoon style: i can help unclog her if you like :p
Oh god this is gone be gud.
On a genuine note, oil, more oils and roughage (fibre).
It is almost certainly a dietary issue.
Back to bluemoon style: i can help unclog her if you like :p
Feed the Elk
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Re: Bowl problems
Not sure you mean bowl..
Not sure you mean bowl..
Wretched Vengeance
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Re: Bowl problems
Large donner extra chilli sauce should flush her out......
Edit: Apologies, probably not the answer you're looking for.
Large donner extra chilli sauce should flush her out......
Edit: Apologies, probably not the answer you're looking for.
ChicagoBlue
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Re: Bowl problems
Coffee enema to sort it for now, then lots of fiber and DRINK MORE WATER!
Coffee enema to sort it for now, then lots of fiber and DRINK MORE WATER!
DannyBoy2890
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Re: Bowl problems
Fruit juice
Fruit juice
Re: Bowl problems
Bottle of red wine and a packet of rennies will have her shitting through the eye of a needle. However, adverse side effects mean that every fart becomes a lottery and she'll be able to participate in the "when was the last time you soiled yourself" thread.
Bottle of red wine and a packet of rennies will have her shitting through the eye of a needle. However, adverse side effects mean that every fart becomes a lottery and she'll be able to participate in the "when was the last time you soiled yourself" thread.
daveduke67
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Re: Bowl problems
Tell her to sort it on her jack.<br /><br />-- Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:47 am --<br /><br />
Picolax is the daddy. Google it ;-)
Tell her to sort it on her jack.<br /><br />-- Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:47 am --<br /><br />
stony said:
Picolax is the daddy. Google it ;-)
Lucky Toma
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Re: Bowl problems
I'm assuming she's tried All Bran and all the traditional types of roughage OP?
If so I'd suggest her body is used to such food-stuffs and evidently is not having an effect on her problem as a consequence.
My advice would be to try Alpro products. Her body wont be used to them (if she has a regular diet and isnt lactose intolerant) and three of these bad boys might help. Its worth a quid to try anyway.
I'm assuming she's tried All Bran and all the traditional types of roughage OP?
If so I'd suggest her body is used to such food-stuffs and evidently is not having an effect on her problem as a consequence.
My advice would be to try Alpro products. Her body wont be used to them (if she has a regular diet and isnt lactose intolerant) and three of these bad boys might help. Its worth a quid to try anyway.