Bowel problems

A nice cold glass of fresh orange , followed by a nice hot cup of coffee , tends to have me in the little boys room for a much needed number two before i know it !

Always take my newspaper in with me though , and stay a while ..... living with three women it's the only bit of peace i get !
 
Thanks everyone for the replies and Pm's. Got a few new ideas and things for her to try.
 
I'm not sure if I have a particular problem but to help me decide I thought I would try and gauge an average time it takes from sitting on the pot to finishing up. I've never thought of myself as having any particular toilet issues but have noticed when needing a number two I have to take a make myself comfortable and wait a little while for the show to begin, this is in stark contrast with other public toilet users who seem to be dropping before the door is locked. I got to thinking about in nature and in times gone by, surely my method would have left me exposed to any predators, hence I do believe this lazy way of pooing to be a problem.
 
I don't know a cure but you could try telling her cum is the best laxative so at least some good comes out of the situation.<br /><br />-- Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:31 pm --<br /><br />
ChesterRdBlue said:
I'm not sure if I have a particular problem but to help me decide I thought I would try and gauge an average time it takes from sitting on the pot to finishing up. I've never thought of myself as having any particular toilet issues but have noticed when needing a number two I have to take a make myself comfortable and wait a little while for the show to begin, this is in stark contrast with other public toilet users who seem to be dropping before the door is locked. I got to thinking about in nature and in times gone by, surely my method would have left me exposed to any predators, hence I do believe this lazy way of pooing to be a problem.
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I'm in and out, never understood people taking their time and reading. I can think of a lot better places and ones that don't smell of shit to read.
 
ChesterRdBlue said:
I'm not sure if I have a particular problem but to help me decide I thought I would try and gauge an average time it takes from sitting on the pot to finishing up. I've never thought of myself as having any particular toilet issues but have noticed when needing a number two I have to take a make myself comfortable and wait a little while for the show to begin, this is in stark contrast with other public toilet users who seem to be dropping before the door is locked. I got to thinking about in nature and in times gone by, surely my method would have left me exposed to any predators, hence I do believe this lazy way of pooing to be a problem.
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Ha I like the way you put that. Reminded me of my mate who said his quickness in bed years ago would have been an asset as he would not have been exposed for a prolonged period of time to predators. (Cue the mate comments)

20 senokot is a hell of a lot I know. Like someone said previously though could be she has got too used to taking them and is reliant on them and devoloped a lazy bowel.
 
MikeBlue said:
ChesterRdBlue said:
I'm not sure if I have a particular problem but to help me decide I thought I would try and gauge an average time it takes from sitting on the pot to finishing up. I've never thought of myself as having any particular toilet issues but have noticed when needing a number two I have to take a make myself comfortable and wait a little while for the show to begin, this is in stark contrast with other public toilet users who seem to be dropping before the door is locked. I got to thinking about in nature and in times gone by, surely my method would have left me exposed to any predators, hence I do believe this lazy way of pooing to be a problem.
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Ha I like the way you put that. Reminded me of my mate who said his quickness in bed years ago would have been an asset as he would not have been exposed for a prolonged period of time to predators. (Cue the mate comments)

20 senokot is a hell of a lot I know. Like someone said previously though could be she has got too used to taking them and is reliant on them and devoloped a lazy bowel.
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I just started laughing at the 'Lazy Bowel' term. I can imagine the lazy git lying in the couch all day as he can't be arsed shitting.
 
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