Bread buttered or not

gaudinho's stolen car said:
I always thought marge or butter was used on bread as lubrication. Imagine a sausage barm with no butter? I would be like chewing chipboard between 2 pieces of cardboard. And to suggest HP is sufficient lubrication is to do it a disservice, HP is busy enough adding flavour thank you very much.


You really must be crap at cooking sausages then. How can you make them dry. And do you just eat stale bread.

As for me no butter. Unless it's on toast or crumpets where it melts in. I've gotten used to it a little now on butties I buy when out but can't really stand the grease on my chicken salad.
Strangely tho I can have butter on a scone.
 
DS 1956 said:
You fuckin bunch of fannies!!!!!!

Yuo dont have dry bread OR butter on a bacon banjo you rub your bread round the frying pan till you have soaked up every drop of melted lard, then you put your bacon and egg on it.(page 37) delia smith cook book.

-- Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:49 pm --

You fuckin bunch of fannies!!!!!!

Yuo dont have dry bread OR butter on a bacon banjo you rub your bread round the frying pan till you have soaked up every drop of melted lard, then you put your bacon and egg on it.(page 37) delia smith cook book.


Jeeeezzz....tick tock my friend :-)

My wife of 18 years now 'weaned' me off frid bread just after we met, otherwise i dont think i would be writing these words, despite how good it tasted :-)

And no, i have no idea how my dear old grandad lived into his 80's eating fried bread all his life!!
 
DS 1956 said:
You fuckin bunch of fannies!!!!!!

Yuo dont have dry bread OR butter on a bacon banjo you rub your bread round the frying pan till you have soaked up every drop of melted lard, then you put your bacon and egg on it.(page 37) delia smith cook book.

-- Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:49 pm --

You fuckin bunch of fannies!!!!!!

Yuo dont have dry bread OR butter on a bacon banjo you rub your bread round the frying pan till you have soaked up every drop of melted lard, then you put your bacon and egg on it.(page 37) delia smith cook book.


And then you butter it as well. And none of that margerine either, actual butter.

Honestly, if anyone offered me any type of bread product that wasn't buttered, I'd think they were joking. Well, not a pizza or a calzone, but any sort of butty/muffin/barm etc needs a decent slathering of butter. In "The Busconductor Hines", young Paul is incredulous that the bread provided by the bus station canteen to acompany his soup is unbuttered. And I agree with him.
 
PJMCC1UK said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
I always thought marge or butter was used on bread as lubrication. Imagine a sausage barm with no butter? I would be like chewing chipboard between 2 pieces of cardboard. And to suggest HP is sufficient lubrication is to do it a disservice, HP is busy enough adding flavour thank you very much.


You really must be crap at cooking sausages then. How can you make them dry. And do you just eat stale bread.

As for me no butter. Unless it's on toast or crumpets where it melts in. I've gotten used to it a little now on butties I buy when out but can't really stand the grease on my chicken salad.
Strangely tho I can have butter on a scone.

Just bread and sausage? It sounds like something they would have eaten in the Blitz. Peasant food was so 1990's, I will add a bit of seasoning and sauce without some kind of ancestral guilt.
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
PJMCC1UK said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
I always thought marge or butter was used on bread as lubrication. Imagine a sausage barm with no butter? I would be like chewing chipboard between 2 pieces of cardboard. And to suggest HP is sufficient lubrication is to do it a disservice, HP is busy enough adding flavour thank you very much.


You really must be crap at cooking sausages then. How can you make them dry. And do you just eat stale bread.

As for me no butter. Unless it's on toast or crumpets where it melts in. I've gotten used to it a little now on butties I buy when out but can't really stand the grease on my chicken salad.
Strangely tho I can have butter on a scone.

Just bread and sausage? It sounds like something they would have eaten in the Blitz. Peasant food was so 1990's, I will add a bit of seasoning and sauce without some kind of ancestral guilt.


No just a muffin/barm with sausages and sauce. I just don't get how not having butter makes your sausages dry. you must over do them. It doesn't affect me if there is butter on as long as there's not to much but I can easily live without it.
Enough juices to lubricate.
 
PJMCC1UK said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
PJMCC1UK said:
You really must be crap at cooking sausages then. How can you make them dry. And do you just eat stale bread.

As for me no butter. Unless it's on toast or crumpets where it melts in. I've gotten used to it a little now on butties I buy when out but can't really stand the grease on my chicken salad.
Strangely tho I can have butter on a scone.

Just bread and sausage? It sounds like something they would have eaten in the Blitz. Peasant food was so 1990's, I will add a bit of seasoning and sauce without some kind of ancestral guilt.


No just a muffin/barm with sausages and sauce. I just don't get how not having butter makes your sausages dry. you must over do them. It doesn't affect me if there is butter on as long as there's not to much but I can easily live without it.
Enough juices to lubricate.

Muffin/Barm? Nail your flag to the post.
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Muffin/Barm? Nail your flag to the post.


You got me I was too cowardly to say. Always been a muffin for me. Especially when it comes to sausages. Sausage muffin brown sauce. No butter.
 
PJMCC1UK said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Muffin/Barm? Nail your flag to the post.


You got me I was too cowardly to say. Always been a muffin for me. Especially when it comes to sausages. Sausage muffin brown sauce. No butter.

I could have been arguing about the benefits of letting the battery on your smoke alarm run out and I would still have more credence than someone who calls a barm a muffin.
 
Bread..... buttered. for dipping in tatty ash and toast and the coodagra CHIPS! red sauce
muffin/ oven bottoms.... buttered for bacon n egg red sauce! or sozage n egg brown sauce!
french stick.....buttered for cold meats n sald loads of mayo or sal cream
crusty cob.... buttered for dippy in soup


babs/ barm cake. no butter dont waste the butter! throw them in the bin!!!!

simples !
butter is best anchor.... country life....ahhh
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
PJMCC1UK said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Muffin/Barm? Nail your flag to the post.


You got me I was too cowardly to say. Always been a muffin for me. Especially when it comes to sausages. Sausage muffin brown sauce. No butter.

I could have been arguing about the benefits of letting the battery on your smoke alarm run out and I would still have more credence than someone who calls a barm a muffin.

There's actually nowt wrong with either name. I use all sorts as I travel around.
 

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