Bread buttered or not

[stony]

People who don't butter bread are just cheap bastards. My son in law made me a bacon butty the other day and the cheap Yorkshire bastard only buttered one slice of the butty.
How fucking cheap do you have to be to not butter the other slice ?

Butter saving ****.

 

[beano46]

Anyone who calls a barm a muffin is a ****.

of the highest order.

 

[Barcon]

Butter saving ****.

Can't wait to use that one tomorrow morning.

 

[scoobydoo]

Now im a manchester girl, but I butter the top slice of bread, only, every time

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

I always thought marge or butter was used on bread as lubrication. Imagine a sausage barm with no butter? I would be like chewing chipboard between 2 pieces of cardboard. And to suggest HP is sufficient lubrication is to do it a disservice, HP is busy enough adding flavour thank you very much.

 

[beano46]

Butter is a must, It's almost as important as fresh air

 

[BoundedCascade]

No butter, ever!

 

[elano]

only people pretending to be on diets dont have butter, hence the missus always says no butter whenever i go butty shop, always forget on purpose to piss her off

 

[sweynforkbeard]

Butter on, always. Though this maybe explains why I have to push a wheelbarrow in front of me as a receptacle for my stomach.

 

[masterwig]

Always butter it. Mate of mine always makes comment when I butter a muffin for a burger. Says how unnecessary it is.