Breaking up with someone

[oman0115]

I didn't mention seeing people ffs, I mentioned getting sex.

Hell you just can't help some people

Single women right now have nothing to do right now, it doesn't require much effort.....

 

[Blue Mist]

Single women right now have nothing to do right now, it doesn't require much effort.....

Great reply. :-)

 

[Deleted member 77198]

What do you guys think is the kindest most compassionate way, and I am not going to say it's not you it's me

I’m always rubbish at this. A few times, I’ve felt that bad about ending things that it’s carried on for a few months longer because I’ve not been able to do it.

In my experience of having the girl end things with me, I’ve always preferred it to be as blunt as possible. Doesn’t matter to me if they finish me by text, over the phone or face-to-face (don’t think there’s anything wrong with any of those); just a simple “I don’t want to see you anymore” in any form will do just fine... and I say “NEXT...”

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Haha, calling @BlueMoonRisin'

What where who?

Last 2 girlfriends dumped me, Bigfoot last September and she won't reply to my text wanting FWBs. But when I first met her from POF I was also seeing another because I couldn't decide who I liked best.

I remember back scuttling this bird at mine and she was getting excited. Suddenly my phone started texting on my bedside cabinet. I casually glanced over my shoulder as I was riding her down the final furlong and it was Bigfoot mithering me! Was kind of hard keeping my rhythm going trying to turn my phone off so I left it and carried on. A couple of minutes later I got another text tonight I noticed it saying - "why are you not replying"? A minute or so later just as I was on the vinegar stroke the bloody phone starts ringing and I was sussed..... "You rotten cheating bastard, i should have known better!" I told her she better get dressed and go before Bigfoot came round and battered us both. She did there and then.

I'm still in contact with this woman now I'm single again but she's seeing someone who has a very low sex drive and can't sort her out. Hopefully she'll dump him soon and come back for some unfinished business. Here's hoping as she had wonderful comforting boobs: )

 

[mat]

Slow down OP. We are in the middle of a very long lock down, getting another shag, ergh girlfriend could be months away. Unless you live together tell her your boss is sending you to London 5 days a week. Bonk her brains out at the weekends and have the other days free.
Of course as soon as lock down ends bin her off using any of the very very sensible suggestions posted previously.

New government guidelines say you can be within personal space of someone without a mask for 2 minutes.

That technically means doggy style is ok.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Enlist in the Foreign Legion

I came here to help him forget : /

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

Tell her you’re addicted to porn and she no longer lives up to your unrealistic expectations of what a woman should be

Or do

 

[AliBobbyJ]

They say that breaking up is hard to do.

Leonard Cohen, "Hey That's No Way To Say Goodbye."

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

‘I really like you, but I like the thought of fucking other people more. Sorry’

Send it in a text message or Facebook message if you struggle with face to face confrontation.

Or video call while fucking someone else.
So as not to be cruel and lower her esteem make it someone fitter.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

I remember back scuttling this bird at mine and she was getting excited. Suddenly my phone started texting on my bedside cabinet. I casually glanced over my shoulder as I was riding her down the final furlong and it was Bigfoot mithering me! Was kind of hard keeping my rhythm going trying to turn my phone off so I left it and carried on. A couple of minutes later I got another text tonight I noticed it saying - "why are you not replying"?

As I was riding her down the final furlong : )