Bring Back Joe Hart

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Easier said than done I know but someone should organise a mass demonstration before the next home game to bring Joe back

This Bravo guy ain't good enough, neither is Willy

A bit like the Koreans are doing with their PM
 
Of course bravo is shit. After all, 3 months behind a shocking defence is enouh to judge a keper who has been world class at club and international level. Not 5 years ago, not 10, but the last 2 fucking years he has been sublime. And now he is shite. Nope. He just isnt called joe, and that hurts people.
 
Absolutely NO comparison twixt playing in goals for Barc & Chile and the Premier League.

Juliet isn't a bad keeper.....he's just not good enough for where we want to go or a game changing upgrade on Joe.

Just sayin like.
Exactly. Playing for barca and chile is much harder. Better players in la liga mate.
 
Of course bravo is shit. After all, 3 months behind a shocking defence is enouh to judge a keper who has been world class at club and international level. Not 5 years ago, not 10, but the last 2 fucking years he has been sublime. And now he is shite. Nope. He just isnt called joe, and that hurts people.

Correct.
 
Instead of singing those lyrics about Joe Hart, try

My mother said
That I never should
Never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk I could never understood
And that's why I fell in love with my right hand

[Chorus:]
And that's why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And does it good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And I'm always pulling my pudd

I was 25 years old
Before I was kissed
And then I found the guy prefered
A swift one off the wrist
Its cheap and convenient
And you can't catch vd
Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free

[Chorus:]
And that's why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm wanker
I'm a wanker
And I'm always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Palm
And your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
And being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms
And my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think I'm going blind

I've wanked over Italy
I've wanked over Spain
I've wanked in an omibus
I've even had a wank in a train

I've used a badger
And a lemon
And a cat
A inflatable Linda Lovelace
And a David Crocket hat

[Chorus:]
And that's why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And I'm always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Palm
And your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
And being oh so kind
I've pains in my arms
And my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think I'm going blind
 
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