Britains Got Talons 2012

[The Pink Panther]

I'm looking forward to Celebrity Crystal Meth

A show hosted by Michael Barrymore with team captains Kerry Katona and Daniella Westbrook

 

[The Flash]

There's also the Y-Factor where the UK's chromasomes battle it out for votes.

 

[BWTAC]

Celebrity Cum Dine With Me, celebs have to cook using their own jism as an ingredient.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Celebrity Cum Dine With Me, celebs have to cook using their own jism as an ingredient.

John Torrode has already got that boxed with Master Bate. "Right, Let's Wank".

 

[Swales lives]

I'm looking forward to Celebrity Crystal Meth

A show hosted by Michael Barrymore with team captains Kerry Katona and Daniella Westbrook

Lemmy will piss that

 

[stony]

They've had to cancel Top Gear with Russell Brand and Amy Whinehouse.

 

[Pigeonho]

I'm looking forward to Emmadale Farm, kind of like animal farm but where loads of birds and blokes called Emma and Dale just fuck continuously.

 

[lloydie]

I'm looking forward to Celebrity Crystal Meth

A show hosted by Michael Barrymore with team captains Kerry Katona and Daniella Westbrook

Lemmy will piss that

Speaking of piss....

The ex Mrs lloydie is fervently looking forward to "Through the Pee Hole", in which celebrities have to guess whose todger is poked through the gloryhole in a public lavatory.

Contrary to rumour, I'll not be hosting the series as I'm not a Gross man.

(Coat on, taxi ordered)

 

[Swales lives]

They've had to cancel Top Gear with Russell Brand and Amy Whinehouse.

Excellent Stony... I'm looking forward to The Gadget Show with Ashley Cole.

 

[stony]

They've had to cancel Top Gear with Russell Brand and Amy Whinehouse.

Excellent Stony... I'm looking forward to The Gadget Show with Ashley Cole.

What about 'Hex Factor' Three bitter old witches curse everyone who comes on the show.<br /><br />-- Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:36 pm --<br /><br />One man and his dog. An audience with Posh and Becks.