Britains Got Talons 2012

[shootmeifipost10k]

Can't wait for " Are you being served a portion"

Team captains Ryan Giggs and John Terry will be joined by Ashley Cole,Wayne Rooney and Rio Ferdinand every week plus a different celebrity guest each show.

A selection of Wives,girlfriends,team mates girlfriends, relatives,prostitutes,ladyboys and grannies will be lined up naked with identities hidden and the panelists have to guess which ones at the time they are serving a portion.

Rooney is confident on getting one right each week.

 

[BlueHubert]

A new version of Loose Women has been announced it will have wannabe WAGS introduced to footballers after too much alcohol

Im a Celebrity Get me out of Here is to be renamed Im not a Celebrity anymore PLEASE remember me

Possibly, but I think you got the wrong end of the stick.

'Loose Women' is actually about the efficacy of different pulses, fruits and brans to ensure quick bowel evacuation. They will conduct interviews with specialists and celebrities whilst sat on potties and the first to void her bowels gets a cream egg.

 

[Anonymous]

Can't wait for the John Thaw character look-a-like special from Olympia in London:

Morse of The Year Show.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Anyone else going to watch the new falconry based show hosted by celebrity fat fuck Fern Britain? I for one can't wait.

Any other new shows we should look out for this year?

Anyone for 'monkey tennis'?

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Anyone else going to watch the new falconry based show hosted by celebrity fat fuck Fern Britain? I for one can't wait.

Any other new shows we should look out for this year?

Anyone for 'monkey tennis'?

Smell my cheese.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Anyone else going to watch the new falconry based show hosted by celebrity fat fuck Fern Britain? I for one can't wait.

Any other new shows we should look out for this year?

Anyone for 'monkey tennis'?

Smell my cheese.

Cashback!

 

[Anonymous]

Anyone for 'monkey tennis'?

Smell my cheese.

Cashback!

A Partridge Among the Pigeons

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Smell my cheese.

Cashback!

A Partridge Among the Pigeons

It's hotter than the sun!

 

[BWTAC]

Cashback!

A Partridge Among the Pigeons

It's hotter than the sun!

Skirmish!

 

[silverback]

"I'm a celebrity, get me out of here", slight variation on the Oz based japery whereby each week celebs are voted into prison. After frequent shower attacks we see who last the longest. Ant and Dec are otherwise engaged taking over the light entertainment world so a newcomer will be hosting. My money is on R.Stornoway.