British Justice ... it sucks in this instance.

[Danielmanc]

Ant battered the bloke in the bog with his log

 

[BlueHammer85]

2 things ive learnt on this thread....

- Its ok to attack a bloke from behind unless its with a bottle

- In America, only the man of the house can have a gun locked away, if hes not there when a intruder arrives, tough shit for the family,

 

[oakiecokie]

2 things ive learnt on this thread....

- Its ok to attack a bloke from behind unless its with a bottle

- In America, only the man of the house can have a gun locked away, if hes not there when a intruder arrives, tough shit for the family,

He wasn`t attacked from behind numb nuts !!!!!

 

[andyhinch]

2 things ive learnt on this thread....

- Its ok to attack a bloke from behind unless its with a bottle

- In America, only the man of the house can have a gun locked away, if hes not there when a intruder arrives, tough shit for the family,

He wasn`t attacked from behind numb nuts !!!!!

So did Ant, Deck him? I'll get my coat.

 

[Blue Smarties]

2 things ive learnt on this thread....

- Its ok to attack a bloke from behind unless its with a bottle

- In America, only the man of the house can have a gun locked away, if hes not there when a intruder arrives, tough shit for the family,

He wasn`t attacked from behind numb nuts !!!!!

So he enjoyed it?

 

[Danielmanc]

2 things ive learnt on this thread....

- Its ok to attack a bloke from behind unless its with a bottle

- In America, only the man of the house can have a gun locked away, if hes not there when a intruder arrives, tough shit for the family,

He wasn`t attacked from behind numb nuts !!!!!

So he enjoyed it?

Which one of them had numb nuts ? This is getting more complicated by the minute

 

[Blue Smarties]

He wasn`t attacked from behind numb nuts !!!!!

So he enjoyed it?

Which one of them had numb nuts ? This is getting more complicated by the minute

It depends doesn't it? Are they numb because they're drained or are they numb as the body is in shock due to the unexpected object inserted into the derrière? Once we work out if Ant was the instigator or receiver we can finally conclude this case.

 

[BlueHammer85]

Chicago Blue + Ant = Oscar Pistorius

 

[Danielmanc]

Chicago Blue + Ant = Oscar Pistorius

PMSL

Chicago Blue + Ant the bog aggressor (with a bit of Oscar thrown in) - that would be some formidable Super Hero

 

[oakiecokie]

Chicago Blue + Ant = Oscar Pistorius

Bastard, that made me laugh out loud.

 

[Danielmanc]

Chicago Blue + Ant = Oscar Pistorius

Bastard, that made me laugh out loud.

I think you've turned Ant into an internet phenomenon Oakie - he is probably trending on Twitter

 

[chris85mcfc]

Chicago Blue + Ant = Oscar Pistorius

I'm starting to think ChicagoBlue is Ant

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I'm starting to think he's Oscar's brief looking for ideas.

 

[Cellarite]

Chicago Blue + Ant = Oscar Pistorius

PMSL

Chicago Blue + Ant the bog aggressor (with a bit of Oscar thrown in) - that would be some formidable Super Hero

His alter ego could be Oakie without his glasses because someone in Mary D's has swiped them.

From half blind, half wit comes........................The Gun Toting American Bottler who attacks men from behind in public lavatories on his stumps.

 

[oakiecokie]

Chicago Blue + Ant = Oscar Pistorius

Bastard, that made me laugh out loud.

I think you've turned Ant into an internet phenomenon Oakie - he is probably trending on Twitter

When he comes out I`m going to let him read all these bastard posts.He has a great sense of humour,so he will take it in his stride.Load of cunts you all are. ;)

 

[oakiecokie]

Chicago Blue + Ant = Oscar Pistorius

PMSL

Chicago Blue + Ant the bog aggressor (with a bit of Oscar thrown in) - that would be some formidable Super Hero

His alter ego could be Oakie without his glasses because someone in Mary D's has swiped them.

From half blind, half wit comes........................The Gun Toting American Bottler who attacks men from behind in public lavatories on his stumps.

Hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.**** !! Don`t forget I also lost me crutches in Mary D`s so I was probably on par with Oscar.

 

[Crab Paste!]

Chicago Blue went for a poo
In the bogs of his local boozer
Ant followed him in
Stuck a bottled his chin
And left him looking like a loser.

Imagine how it feels for a trained Nay Seal
To be banjoed by a middle aged lout
It sure aint no fun, so he's a gonna get his gun
And blow Ant's bastard brains out.

Now Oakie's a loyal friend who defended Ant to the end
Despite the bluemoon sceptics
But now his mate is dead, there's a thought in his head
To go a shag Ant's wife up the septic!

 

[Carstairs]

Ooooooh, Ant the Bottler
He's behind you, in the bogs
He'll twat you with a bottle and then nut you in the face
When he wants to have a fight the loo's his favourite place
Oooooh, Ant the bottler

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Right. So it was Ant, in the bogs, with the bottle. I fucking love Cluedo.

 

[oakiecokie]

Right. So it was Ant, in the bogs, with the bottle. I fucking love Cluedo.

You bastard, hahahhaaaaaaaa.