British lad and canadian lass arrested for graffiti in Thailand

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I imagine he thinks you are an auctioneer.

Sold, to that poster!

 

[inchy14]

I'm not a magistrate no, although it amuses me greatly that you think I might be.

 

[Barcon]

What is the difference between a magistrate and a lawyer?

 

[DrBlueBob]

Sold, to that poster!

What? I was just scratching my nose.

 

[Blue Mist]

Scroats? You obviously mean folk like tony blair.

No a scrote is different to a war criminal.

 

[Tanzeylee]

I’d imagine that @gordondaviesmoustache is much more flamboyant than JR

 

[Blue Mist]

What is the difference between a magistrate and a lawyer?

A lawyer (Hamericun term) solicitor as we call them represent the prosecution or defendant and put their side of the story to the magistrate. He/she then decides the punishment, ooops if of course the baddy is found guilty that is, as this person is a scouser it would obviously depends which court he appeared in. Any court outseide Liverpool - guilty any court inside not guilty.

 

[Henkeman]

What is the difference between a magistrate and a lawyer?

A lawyer takes more money off you.

 

[Barcon]

Yeah, it wasn't my smartest question. Magistrate isn't a word used much over here (I don't think).
I suppose it's what we call a judge. So I guess the big difference is that a magistrate isn't going to make my wife work on Christmas eve and then the Thurs and Friday after.
Whereas a lawyer (or, a greed of lawyers) is.

 

[cleavers]

A suitable punishment would be to graffiti his forehead with the words 'i am a vandal' in permanent marker pen

Tattoo it on him for me.