Camping

[MikeBlue]

Ooh, I'm hurt. To answer your question only when I get a load of shit for not doing something I really don't want to do.

Have ou ever done it properly, i mean do you mave all the gear etc? Its shgit when you havent and its pissing down.

I have literally no camping gear and I have no intention of spending even 1p on any.

Why don't you suggest to her that if you are going to do it, do it proper, like Robinson Crusoe style and see what she thinks of that!

Dont take anything at all and set off in rags to the most remote place you can find to be totally as one with nature.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Have ou ever done it properly, i mean do you mave all the gear etc? Its shgit when you havent and its pissing down.

I have literally no camping gear and I have no intention of spending even 1p on any.

Why don't you suggest to her that if you are going to do it, do it proper, like Robinson Crusoe style and see what she thinks of that!

Dont take anything at all and set off in rags to the most remote place you can find to be totally as one with nature.

She might call my bluff and agree.

 

[law74]

Ooh, I'm hurt. To answer your question only when I get a load of shit for not doing something I really don't want to do.

Have ou ever done it properly, i mean do you mave all the gear etc? Its shgit when you havent and its pissing down.

I have literally no camping gear and I have no intention of spending even 1p on any.

Send me a pm photo of the wife and I might be willing to let her use my gear for the weekend, the two of us in my single sleeping bag should be warm enough not to worry about the cold.

 

[Paladin]

It's a kids activity weekend, organised by the church youth club. Not my choice of venue, not my choice of what to do on my days off work.

 

[yerwot?]

if my family were keen to try it, then i would have to balance their wishes against my stubborn pragmatism
But we are all different, with different priorities, some men think a couple of days on a camp-site is a small price to pay, noble even, if it spreads a little joy amongst loved ones. On the other hand some men are miserable selfish types who put themselves first
:)

 

[Cellarite]

The only answer isto go this time and make her friends determined to NEVER invite you again. I've included a few handy hints to help you below :

* Whilst erecting the tent, set the tone for the weekend. Kick pegs, stamp on parts of the tent that don't fall into place shouting "CUNTING, FUCKING SHIT IDEA THIS IS" Storm off at least once.

* On the first night, drink yourself into a stupor. Aim to throw up between acouple of tents. Embarrass yourself and missus by recalling your first 69 as a couple by the campfire.

* During the night, people will struggle to sleep. They'll drop off in the early hours. This is when you need to stagger out of your tent, cock in hand, pissing as you go before letting out a blood-curdling scream. If anyone ventures out to see what's up, tell them you heard voices.

* An hour later, wake them all again to ask if anyone has any shite roll. Tell them to hurry up as you can't snap it off without a sink to wash your hands.

* Fuck off on your own in the car for breakfast before your missus or her mates wake up. Return as they struggle to warm up some beans. When your missus asks where you've been, tell her you've had a full english and it was bastard lovely. You had to put something back into your stomach after 'shouting colours' the night before.

* Begin drinking almost immediately. With a bit of luck, they may throw the towel in.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Have ou ever done it properly, i mean do you mave all the gear etc? Its shgit when you havent and its pissing down.

I have literally no camping gear and I have no intention of spending even 1p on any.

Send me a pm photo of the wife and I might be willing to let her use my gear for the weekend, the two of us in my single sleeping bag should be warm enough not to worry about the cold.

Fill your boots mate. :)

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[Cellarite]

I have literally no camping gear and I have no intention of spending even 1p on any.

Send me a pm photo of the wife and I might be willing to let her use my gear for the weekend, the two of us in my single sleeping bag should be warm enough not to worry about the cold.

Fill your boots mate. :)

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did she used to live in eccles? i'm sure i've met her round the back of....i mean erm, in wangies.

 

[Ovo]

I have literally no camping gear and I have no intention of spending even 1p on any.

Send me a pm photo of the wife and I might be willing to let her use my gear for the weekend, the two of us in my single sleeping bag should be warm enough not to worry about the cold.

Fill your boots mate. :)

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Amy Winehouse is alive and well I see.

 

[TCIB]

I have literally no camping gear and I have no intention of spending even 1p on any.

Send me a pm photo of the wife and I might be willing to let her use my gear for the weekend, the two of us in my single sleeping bag should be warm enough not to worry about the cold.

Fill your boots mate. :)

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