Cannot believe this

[worsleyweb]

I do yeah, but the last month or so she has been accusing me of seeing other people whenever she gets pissed off. I was wondering why shes been saying that, now i think i might know. Guilt

Never trust them. They never dump a bloke without having a replacement with a bigger dick.

Or bigger tits

Quite. When mrs worsley web the first was having her affair, I followed her to the pictures once, also phoned up a hotel one weekend when she was staying with a "friend". It was only when pat butcher changed the tyre on my jeep that I had the eureka moment and it all clicked into place.

 

[DiscoSteve]

 

[lafitz2008]

I too don't claim to understand the workings of the female mind but surely she'd tell her dad she was going with a friend and not you ,she could be easily caught out there the next time you went round and her dad started asking how the film was etc.....

 

[dronefromsector7g]

This calls for a nordic walking stick.

Or a nerf gun attack

 

[CTID1988]

She is a lying twat. Apparently she went to the cinema at 6... Shes jsut text me know saying "whats your problem, ive just been watching the hobbit at the lowry with my mates"

Ah, so the hobbit is an hour long now is it? Bollocks. What a fucking twat

 

[smudgedj]

Maybe, Gonna take me a while to find out though, shes gone watching the hobbit apparently...Isnt that about 3 hours long?!
I know which cinema she would be at, so half tempted to go there and wait it out. I would look a right twat if she walks out of there with her mate though so will leave it!

You could discreetly keep an eye on the exit, from a safe distance and quitely slip away unnoticed if she comes out with a mate?

I'm not sure what you could do if she appears with your mate though?

He really can't start spying on her. That's just not the right thing to do regardless of where she is and who she's with. I'm not sure I could look any partner of mine in the eye again if I'd spied on her when she was out with her Cousin or something. It's all about trust.

One of my mates was married to a stunningly beautiful girl and many of us used to quip about how overprotective he was of her. She ended up leaving him and it surprised nobody.

Nonsense He needs to get his arse down there and found out who the fuck she is with. If it was all innocent she would have mentioned it also it will play on his mind.

 

[andyhinch]

She is a lying twat. Apparently she went to the cinema at 6... Shes jsut text me know saying "whats your problem, ive just been watching the hobbit at the lowry with my mates"

Ah, so the hobbit is an hour long now is it? Bollocks. What a fucking twat

At what time do I start a parody thread;)

 

[smudgedj]

She is a lying twat. Apparently she went to the cinema at 6... Shes jsut text me know saying "whats your problem, ive just been watching the hobbit at the lowry with my mates"

Ah, so the hobbit is an hour long now is it? Bollocks. What a fucking twat

LOL Took me longer than that to download it.

 

[johnny on the spot]

She is a lying twat. Apparently she went to the cinema at 6... Shes jsut text me know saying "whats your problem, ive just been watching the hobbit at the lowry with my mates"

Ah, so the hobbit is an hour long now is it? Bollocks. What a fucking twat

She's either a shit liar or she doesn't give a fuck.

 

[DiscoSteve]