Carlos arrested

Re: Carlos arrested

More of this then?

tevez.jpg
 
Re: Carlos arrested

Oh Carlos Tevez,
He's a driver,
He's out on bail.
Drives around Moss Side with a wallet full of cash,
Hasn't got a license so he's knackered in a crash,
Didn't like to warm up but his golf is fucking class.


I'll get me coat
 
Re: Carlos arrested

Prestwich_Blue said:
When he heard Mancini say it would be difficult to get 12 points, he thought he'd prove him wrong.


Ba bum tishhhh


Very good my man.
 
Re: Carlos arrested

If Tevez is guilty then surely it is a prison sentence.

Fine or another ban wouldn't be a deterrent.

Of course, hope he is innocent and can play up front for us.
 
Re: Carlos arrested

Without getting involved in the debate of whether Tevez is a total bell end with complete disregard for the law (which he obviously is) a few hundred thousand quid pushed firmly into Nick Freemans greasy mitts might just be the ticket for young Carlos to walk away from this.

Some ludicrous story about being under duress/ sleepwalking/ making an advert for gillette should work. As mentioned earlier if he can come up with bacon faces "shit up the hard shoulder" excuse, Freeman can piss this.
 
Re: Carlos arrested

boggle00 said:
Without getting involved in the debate of whether Tevez is a total bell end with complete disregard for the law (which he obviously is) a few hundred thousand quid pushed firmly into Nick Freemans greasy mitts might just be the ticket for young Carlos to walk away from this.

Some ludicrous story about being under duress/ sleepwalking/ making an advert for gillette should work. As mentioned earlier if he can come up with bacon faces "shit up the hard shoulder" excuse, Freeman can piss this.

It is a driving offence. He wasn't drunk and he didn't injure anybody.
 

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