Carlos hands in transfer request

I'm so homesick and miss my family so much, can I have some time off to go see them? Oops, I ended up on the beaches of Tenerife. I better put out a press release blaming my boss for being an insensitive jerk.
 
from rawk dont know if posted before not looking through old pages

Boca

Tevez forces his way out of the club claiming that the press intrusion in Argentina is too much for him and his family and the club aren't doing enough to support him. Public bust up with manager also ensues.

Claims he loves the club and supporters, and always will.

Time at club - 2 1/2 seasons.

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Corinthians

Tevez forces his way out of the club, going on strike, after arguments - some physical - with teammates, the head coach and the club president.

Claims he loves the club and supporters, and always will.

Time at club - 1 season.

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West Ham

Tevez almost immediately falls out with the manager and players. Storms off and threatens to go on strike after being substituted. Goes AWOL to Argentina at one point.

Strings the club along before swiftly ditching them.

Claims he loves the club and supporters, and always will.

Time at club - 1 season.

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Manchester United

Tevez complains of being fatigued and overplayed in his first season. In his second, he complains of being underplayed - drama queening it every time he's taken off - managing just 5 goals, despite playing more minutes than the league's third top scorer Fernando Torres.

Parting shot of 'I'll scream in Ferguson's face when I score against them'

Claims he loves the club and supporters, and always will.

Time at club - 2 seasons.

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Manchester City

Tevez is tired, homesick, wants to retire, takes time off to see his daughter and is caught on camera spending that time banging his mistress (the actual banging remains unphotographed), feels there's too much greed in football despite being the highest paid player in Britain, hates football in general yet throws a wobbly every time he's taken off, wants his old life back, hates the club executives, claims that he would like to punch his young teammates and finally hands in a transfer request.

Claims he loves the club and supporters, and always will.

Time at club - 1 1/2 seasons - the 1/2 a season grudgingly, against his will.
 
TFC said:
tamworthblue said:
This is a serious weekend with problems. Stop taking the piss and show a lidl respect.

When I first heard the news, I thought he asda be fucking joking.

edit - some one did asda ;)

Tesco back to Argentina then you twat. :P

I just wish he could co-op with the executives and get on with his job tbh.
 
I read that on another forum... its spot on.


Lmao at this "And is caught on camera spending that time banging his mistress (the actual banging remains unphotographed)"
 
ayrshire_blue said:
TFC said:
When I first heard the news, I thought he asda be fucking joking.

edit - some one did asda ;)

Tesco back to Argentina then you twat. :P

I just wish he could co-op with the executives and get on with his job tbh.

He should just chill and wait-rose the tea lady can calm him down.
 

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