You can only imagine the scenes in the Arsenal boardroom as they ramp up pressure on clubs to 'join the crusade'.
"Yeah, I've got one!!"
"Brilliant. Who is it? Everton?
"Nah, not quite .... it's Burnley"
"Burnley?"
"Yeah, Burnley"
"Who the fuck are Burnley?"
"Yeah, I've got one!!"
"Brilliant. Who is it? Everton?
"Nah, not quite .... it's Burnley"
"Burnley?"
"Yeah, Burnley"
"Who the fuck are Burnley?"