Cat Vs Dog

LittleStan said:
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
Cats are still gay - you can put a teatowel on their head and pretend they arent if you want - but they are, and you know it.

I have never knowingly met a gay cat. I have seen dogs trying to hump other dogs, that seems a little gay to me.

Dogs arent gay, they hump any and everything, thats multisexual. They dont restict their loving to any one species let alone sex.

Never known the police to train an attack cat, or a bomb cat, or see a cat over one of those obsticle courses.. the fuckers are too thick, too lazy and too found of a reach around to do those jobs... Also my mate's dog humps his cat, and his cat enjoys it. If he had a proper cat instead of the gay things people insist on having, the dog wouldnt dare, but he has the gayest cat you can find (ie a domestic cat) so the dog just it for shits an giggles, doesnt even get his lipstick out, its all about showing who is boss - the dog clearly is.
 
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:
A cat won't lick nutella of your balls....


LOL...I have no idea what you look like but I do have a nasty vision of you trying to pursued a cat to lick your balls.

I did find a picture of a gay cat for you dogging lovers.

goodnightcat.jpg
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Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
LittleStan said:
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
Cats are still gay - you can put a teatowel on their head and pretend they arent if you want - but they are, and you know it.

I have never knowingly met a gay cat. I have seen dogs trying to hump other dogs, that seems a little gay to me.

Dogs arent gay, they hump any and everything, thats multisexual. They dont restict their loving to any one species let alone sex.

I am sure there are a few posters on here who might use that line as a defense.
 
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:
Ronnie the Rep said:
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:
A cat won't lick nutella of your balls....



you'll regret posting that when your missus see's it :-)

I don't have a missus, hence the large amount of nutella ;-)


Have a look at the brothel thread, I am sure you will find a pussy to lick nutella of your balls.
 
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:
LittleStan said:
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:
I don't have a missus, hence the large amount of nutella ;-)


Have a look at the brothel thread, I am sure you will find a pussy to lick nutella of your balls.

Haha! like it!!


I have to say that is a shit come back, how are we supposed to keep the argument going now?

FFS

;)
 
LittleStan said:
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:
LittleStan said:
Have a look at the brothel thread, I am sure you will find a pussy to lick nutella of your balls.

Haha! like it!!


I have to say that is a shit come back, how are we supposed to keep the argument going now?

FFS

;)

Argument?

From what I understand your willing to pay for me to go to a brothel! Why on earth would I ruin that by arguing with you?

;-)
 
What is this implying?

"For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat."


It's dogs for me btw, i have a boarder collie and she is an amazing creature, cats are for women and gays.
 

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