Paul Lake's Left Knee
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LittleStan said:Paul Lake's Left Knee said:Cats are still gay - you can put a teatowel on their head and pretend they arent if you want - but they are, and you know it.
I have never knowingly met a gay cat. I have seen dogs trying to hump other dogs, that seems a little gay to me.
Dogs arent gay, they hump any and everything, thats multisexual. They dont restict their loving to any one species let alone sex.
Never known the police to train an attack cat, or a bomb cat, or see a cat over one of those obsticle courses.. the fuckers are too thick, too lazy and too found of a reach around to do those jobs... Also my mate's dog humps his cat, and his cat enjoys it. If he had a proper cat instead of the gay things people insist on having, the dog wouldnt dare, but he has the gayest cat you can find (ie a domestic cat) so the dog just it for shits an giggles, doesnt even get his lipstick out, its all about showing who is boss - the dog clearly is.